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93 Taco Puns Just In Queso You Might Need It
Food,JokesMAR 1, 2022

93 Taco Puns Just In Queso You Might Need It

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Life is just like a taco - slightly disarranged, yet oh so lovely! Even if it all seemingly falls apart - taco or life - it is still the best thing ever. There’s also a third thing that’s unfailingly good, even if it’s bad, and it is our beloved funny puns. Therefore, a taco and a pun is a marriage made in heaven, and who are we to restrain you from the pleasures of reading one hundred and two taco puns? So, yes, this is our newest installment in our food puns division, nicely encircling two of the best things in life. 
We’ve done some research on the very natural question that you might have now - what is older, a taco or a pun? As we all know, the original master of smart puns was Shakespeare himself; thus, we can state that such a form of wordplay originated somewhere at the end of the sixteenth century. Now, as we all can agree, a taco wasn’t invented by the same Shakespeare, but rather by the indigenous people living in the Valley of Mexico way before the Spanish conquistadors came there. So, ages before the sixteenth century, although the first taco feast experienced by European conquistadors was early in that same century, as documented by Bernal Diaz del Castillo. Who was there and ate the beautiful tacos himself. Thus, the answer to the aforementioned question is this - a taco predates a pun, but they’ve managed to happily coexist since, basically, forever. 
Let that be a conclusion to our history lesson here, and let’s just skip right to the magnificent taco puns. They are, as always, just a bit further down! Once you’re there and find a silly pun that makes you giggle, be sure to vote for it. Finally, share this article with anyone who’s in need of a corny pun or two today! 

#1

To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
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#2

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos? Guacauacauacauacauacauacauacauamole.
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#3

Tacos are always depressed, they fall apart so easily.
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#4

Tacos have fillings, too!
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#5

What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
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#6

A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
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#7

Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? They keep it under wraps.
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#8

What do you get when you eat onions on your beans? Tear gas.
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#9

What do you call people who use sleeping bags in the woods? Soft tacos for bears.
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#10

How do tacos say grace? “Lettuce pray.”
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#11

Wanna know something cool? Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
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#12

Do you know how to maintain a balanced diet? A taco in each hand.
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#13

There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date? Aunt Chilada.
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#14

What do you get when you mix the elemental compounds tantalum 73 and cobalt27? TA-CO.
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#15

What would have stopped Taco Bell from not opening due to short staff? Hiring tall people.
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#16

Why does Taco Bell not make songs anymore? Because they are more into making wraps now.
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#17

Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round.
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#18

Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
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#19

Last night I made fish tacos. They just looked at them and swam away.
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#20

Why did the taco chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme.
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