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50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

50 Hilarious Cases Of Misused Quotation Marks That Gave Hilarious Results (New Pics)

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For all the grown-up kids out there who didn’t particularly enjoy grammar classes, let’s have a quick reminder what quotation marks are, since it will be relevant to get the distorted and alternate meanings shared in this post.
So, these punctuation marks are used in pairs in various writing systems to set off direct speech, a quotation, or a phrase. You want to use quotation marks with direct quotes, with titles of certain works, to imply alternate meanings, and to write words as words.
There are cases when quotation marks are used not for actual quotes, but rather to carry a connotation of sarcasm, a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. When that happens, things take a weird turn.
Scroll down below and see how suspiciously used quotes look and sound in practice. Now, although we cannot really tell whether the authors of these misused quotes used them deliberately or it happened by accident, we cannot deny the entertainment of it all. Psst! More misused quotes can be found in Bored Panda's previous feature right here.

#1 How Touching

How Touching
256points

#2 Are You Implying It Was Me Who Poop In The Grass?

Are You Implying It Was Me Who Poop In The Grass?
252points

#3 Threatening Church

Threatening Church
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207points

“When quotation marks are misused, it changes the meaning of the sentence,” Alex Wong, the marketing expert, book author and creator of “Hijack Copywriter” told Bored Panda in an interview. According to Wong, a misused quotation mark, comma or apostrophe can make a huge difference.

“This can sometimes cause funny unintended results. For example, each of these three sentences have a different meaning:

'She' was filled with excitement.

She was 'filled' with excitement.

She was filled with 'excitement.'”

Wong believes that people fail to pay attention to where they place their quotation marks. “Compared to periods and commas, quotations get much less focus. You’re more likely to use a comma or period in a sentence than a quote.”

#4 The What Sauce?

The What Sauce?
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194points

#5 I Don't Find This Very Reassuring

I Don't Find This Very Reassuring
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#6 Alleged “Filmmaker”

Alleged “Filmmaker”
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“The most common use of quotation marks is for dialogue, such as when someone is speaking. For example, Fred said, ‘The weather is lovely today,’” Wong explained. He said that quotations are also commonly used when you are including a quote in a blog post or essay.

“The researcher states: ‘5 in 10 Americans will get into a car accident sometime.’” He added that he made up this statement.

#7 "Heroes"

"Heroes"
178points

#8 He Was Definitely Loved

He Was Definitely Loved
175points

#9 The Cop Cars In Orange Country Florida All Say Making A Difference In Comic Sans With Useless Quotation Marks. Makes It Seem Like They Aren't Making A Difference

The Cop Cars In Orange Country Florida All Say Making A Difference In Comic Sans With Useless Quotation Marks. Makes It Seem Like They Aren't Making A Difference
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The marketing expert and professional writer also shared a couple of the most common writing mistakes that people make. The first most common mistake is “confusing similar words that sound the same but have different meanings. Here are some common mistakes: Your/you’re; Its/it’s; There/their/they're; Whether/weather; To/too/two; By/buy/bye.”

Many people also tend to confuse similar-sounding words with different meanings, Wong argues. For example: “Affects/effects; Further/farther; chews/choose; addition/edition.”The third common mistake Wong notes is using sentence fragments or incomplete sentences. For example, Correct: “I stayed home from work because I had a fever.” Incorrect: “I stayed home from work. Because I had a fever.”

#10 Vaguely Threatening Church

Vaguely Threatening Church
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#11 The Place You Go When You Need A Negative Test

The Place You Go When You Need A Negative Test
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#12 This Sign At A Hotel I Stayed In Last Night

This Sign At A Hotel I Stayed In Last Night
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#13 It's There To Fool The Horses

It's There To Fool The Horses
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Previously, Bored Panda spoke with Searchlights, one of the moderators for the '"Suspiciously" Used Quotation Marks' online community. According to moderator, "I tend to think it's related to the challenge of finding nuance and tone in text. People want to emphasize a word, and for whatever reason they think putting it in quotations gets them there."

"Generally, the use of quotation marks (when they're not an actual quotation) carries a connotation of sarcasm, or of a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. That's what has the effect of making the statement suspicious," they explained. 

"My favorite examples usually come from the food service industry. There's something alarming about chicken being written dubiously as "chicken" (what is it, really?)," they said.

#14 Thanks, I Hate The Magic Stool Bus

Thanks, I Hate The Magic Stool Bus
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#15 This Massage Parlor Is A Little Sus

This Massage Parlor Is A Little Sus
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#16 When You Find Out That You're Adopted

When You Find Out That You're Adopted
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#17 Miami-Dade Police At Their Best

Miami-Dade Police At Their Best
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#18 So What Kind Of Milk Are We Talking, Exactly?

So What Kind Of Milk Are We Talking, Exactly?
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129points

#19 "Husband"

"Husband"
122points

#20 Appropriate Suspicious Quotes

Appropriate Suspicious Quotes
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