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122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
Funny,JokesMAY 12, 2022

122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day

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Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.

#1

122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after returning home.
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Let's take a trip to the beach, I could really use some vitamin sea!
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#3

Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation.
Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
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#4

“Having other tourists recognize you as a tourist is the worst part of being a tourist.” - Russell Baker
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#5

122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
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#6

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
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#7

All my friends came to visit me in the place I'm in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold.
I was clear in my message "It's cool here, I'm chillin."
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#8

What do snowmen do in summer?
Chillout.
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#9

122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland.
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#10

What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday!
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#11

Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation?
His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally.
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#12

Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Around the globe.
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122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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#14

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
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#15

What do you call a french guy in sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe.
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#16

What do bees say in summer?
It’s swarm, isn’t it?!
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#17

122 Summer Jokes That'll Bring A Ray Of Sunshine To Your Day
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
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#18

My only solution to this stress is a vacation. But my pockets say no! I don’t know what to do with my life anymore.
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#19

Me: “I want to go on more travels.”
The bank account: “Like, to the park?”
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#20

"I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again."
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