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35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses

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Having a genuinely good boss who has your best interests at heart is rarer than finding an oasis in the desert. And while there’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ job, you still kind of expect your managers to get the basics right. But everyone has their limits. Even saints! Some workers snap when faced with non-stop incompetence, bullying, and problematic behavior, and concoct cunning plans for getting back at their superiors.
We’re featuring the best stories of subtle workplace revenge that creative and courageous employees shared in a handful of engrossing threads. Keep scrolling to see what they did. If you have an incredibly toxic manager making your life h**l, you may want to take notes. And don’t forget to share these stories with your colleagues!

#1

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
If I like my boss I'll try to follow his instructions and still get the job done. If I don't like my boss, I'll just follow his instructions.
37points

#2

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
My boss loves chocolate. He hates coconut. I buy Mounds and Almond Joys for the office, just so he can't benefit.
36points

#3

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I found a better job, and in my exit survey/interview I wrote full page letter about about how he has no social skills and leads purely through fear/manipulation, and why no good talent will ever stay at the company under him. It goes directly to the VP of H.R. One can hope.
33points

There’s no employee on Earth who hasn’t felt frustrated by their managers’ behavior at some point in time. But just because you have some slight disagreements with your superiors doesn’t mean that they’re horrible or outright evil. Actual toxicity looks different than the occasional disagreement, mistake, or tough corporate decision.

According to the Harvard Business Review, truly toxic bosses:

  1. Lack self-awareness
  2. Lack empathy
  3. Are motivated purely by self-interest
  4. Behave unpredictably and inconsistently
  5. Weaponize their authority
  6. Micromanage their staff because they don’t trust them
  7. Set unreasonable expectations and deadlines, and confusing goals
  8. Belittle and demoralize their employees
  9. Blame other people for their mistakes
  10. Act overconfidently even when they lack knowledge and skills

The result of working under a bad boss is that you feel anxious, scared, dread coming into the office, lack trust, feel demoralized, and lack confidence. Toxic bosses push their best workers away, leading to h**h turnover rates.

#4

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Kept a record with all kinds of proof about her abusing the systems/employees for her own gain, after 3 months of this I dumped the file on the CEO's desk and an 'accidental' leak of that file happened at the same time to the rest of the company. She was fired.
23points

#5

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Caught him having s*x with a woman in her car in the parking lot. The woman was not his wife.

Strangely, he became the best boss in the world after that.
23points

#6

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Go to a magazine stand. Leaf through as many magazines as you feel safe doing, and subtly remove those little cards you mail in to get a subscription. Put a bunch into another magazine, and pay for it and leave. go home and fill out the dozens or so magazine subscription cards with your boss's name and address (an old typewriter is best for this, to be safe), and check the box "Bill Me Later". Mail them. Wait for the fun to ensue. In fact, there are HUNDREDS of items you can have delivered anywhere, with payment expected on delivery or by billing. In any case, he'll burn up a lot of his spare time sorting it all out, on the phone and what not. check out "The Berners Street Hoax" from 1810. It's a classic.
22points

Meanwhile, research shows that toxic bosses directly mess with your physical and mental health, leading to depression, anxiety, PTSD, h**h blood pressure, and premature aging. On top of that, you’re more likely to burn out when working under bad management.

HBR suggests that employees start prioritizing their well-being. You should also try to have constructive dialogues with your boss, where you stay calm and avoid blaming them for their behavior, while also setting healthy boundaries.

#7

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I don't necessarily do that but I try to k**l them with kindness. I smile at them, talk to them about the weekend. Make them speak to me longer than just them giving me orders.

Also, when they get mad and write bad emails I respond in the best professional way because I sometimes think it makes them feel foolish after for writing heated emails.
21points

#8

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
My first job in h**h school my boss would like to give me a bunch of things to do before I could leave after a 10+ hour shift. I'd just stare at his ear lobe and nod the entire time. I think he thought I was mentally challenged but his reaction was always funny.
19points

#9

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I walked out during a meeting with her, telling her I'd get better sense out a brick wall.


I then wrote a rather large email, detailing my grievances, failings etc and sent it to pretty much everybody in the company which also outlined my resignation.

Apparently she hadn't seen it because she told my colleagues I was sacked the next day 😂 thankfully hey all read my email and realised what a liar she was.

I had lined myself up to start retraining anyway, but all this went down in April, I hadn't planned to leave until September.

I decided to pursue a constructive dismissal case against her, which resulted in full pay for a number of months and company benefits then the company asking me to come back. She had been "reshuffled".

Retrained and now in a happy place with a really happy job. Don't know why I stuck it out so long in a place that gave me depression and anxiety at the thought of going in.
19points

In the meantime, keep a physical and digital paper trail of your interactions with your boss. Actually, I have evidence to back up your claims that they’re behaving inappropriately, if things escalate. With that in mind, reach out to Human Resources if talking to your boss directly isn’t an option. They might be able to mediate the situation.

At the end of the day, you’re the only person who knows what your limits for toxic behavior are. You’re the only one who knows when enough really is enough. If your health is suffering and you’re scared of coming into work, look for better employment opportunities. There are lots of companies out there where you don’t have to work surrounded by fear and anxiety.

#10

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Made friends with his boss then worked my f*****g a*s off. Now my old boss works for me. Suck it.
Report
16points

#11

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Worked there a total of 12 years. Went 6 years without any sort of a raise, zilch, zero, nada. That whole time I was being given more responsibilities and working 10 hour days, even weekends sometimes. Always answered my phone & emails after hours.
Finally got sick of it and started looking for something better. Found a the job where I currently work and earn $25k a year more. Only been here 8 months and have already gotten a raise.
They had to hire 2 people to replace me and keep up the workload. I just heard they've fired both of them and several other people have quit since I left.
They called me last week and asked if I would train a new employee. I declined.
16points

#12

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I do not enjoy my job because of my boss and I look forward to the day I can finally leave. My boss has stood between me and my goals any and every chance he gets, and I hate him for it.

The way I f**k with him is by striving to do as well as possible with my life, I use this experience to fuel me and to remind myself to never allow myself to be in a position like this again. I want to be able to look at him in the eyes in 10 years time and he'll see how well I've done despite all he's done to make my life awkward. That's the way I plan on f*****g with him.
15points

According to Forbes, you can’t change other people, but you can change yourself. So, when faced with a toxic environment, try to look for clarity in communication.

Be as emotionally intelligent as you possibly can, and try to make the workplace better through your own actions.

In short, be sure to stick to your personal values, no matter what. Have h**h standards for work ethics and stick to them.

#13

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Sneeze on his phone whenever I had a cold.
12points

#14

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I was underpaid and under appreciated. I had been looking for a new job for a while.
The boss had also been having lots of meetings with a pretty large client, which had me feeling there was more than just service contract stuff going on.
I found a new job, quit for 15k/year more and good management. Found out 2 months later the said large client bought out the company I worked for to acquire in house software and the employees who knew about it.
Hope he eats a bag of d***s.
11points

#15

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I had one that liked to steal the snacks from my lunch. I left "myself" a special brownie in the fridge and his fat a*s ate it. At that point a fresh email account, and anonymous suggestion of a targeted d**g test will cause a few phone calls, and a "resignation" by the end of the week.
11points

Who is the very worst, most cartoonishly evil boss you’ve ever worked under, dear Pandas? How did you deal with them? Have you ever gotten subtle revenge against toxic managers? What did you do and what was the result? We’d love to hear from you. Share your stories with everyone else in the comments at the bottom of this list.

And if you’re currently got a toxic boss breathing down your neck… stay strong. You’ve got this!

#16

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I handed in my notice and moved on amicably. Then I got them to put in a reference for a job that paid far more. Sure showed them.
11points

#17

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I quit and let them struggle to survive the rushes on Saturday mornings.
10points

#18

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
Go in every day and do a half a*sed job. That's the American way!
9points

#19

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I don't always point out their mistakes. We do a lot of off site work. Forgot to factor in the 3 hour drive time between appointments? Not my problem. Double booked? Watch your schedule better.
9points

#20

35 Petty And Savage Acts Of Revenge Against Horrible Bosses
I've told certain people that I'm reasonably sure that he's cheating on his wife. All while being told more information from an very reliable source.
9points
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