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30 Examples Of ‘Stupid Rich People Fashion’ That Prove Money Can’t Buy Taste
Funny,FailsOCT 17, 2023

30 Examples Of ‘Stupid Rich People Fashion’ That Prove Money Can’t Buy Taste

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Fashion is an art form. Sometimes it’s iconic and timeless, other times it’s extravagant, bold, and borderline crazy. It’s a reflection of the times that mirrors the current culture, the mood of society, and the values of the present. Clothing collections can have thought-provoking messages as well as highlight the beauty of craftsmanship.
Fashion is also a business. A good testament to that is that the two families that own the majority of luxury fashion brands, the Arnaults (Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Dior) and the Pinaults (Gucci, Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen), are billionaires. The head of the former, Bernard Arnault, is, in fact, the second richest person on earth.
So, from all that, it is easy to deduce that at least some of those kooky garments have kooky prices. And maybe they would all go unnoticed if not for a TikToker that goes by refashionedhippie, who has made it her mission to expose all the ridiculously overpriced things offered by luxury brands.
The TikToker started a series called “Stupid rich people fashion” where she pokes fun at various items with absurd price tags. Scroll down to see the best of what she’s found online.

#1 This Is An Actual Product. It Is A Chewing Gum Holder

This Is An Actual Product. It Is A Chewing Gum Holder
It holds five pieces of gum. Let's look at the price. $1025. And honestly, I'm not even mad. If you can convince somebody to pay a thousand dollars for a chewing gum holder, okay, that's on them at this point.
80points

But why are all these designer items so expensive? The simplest answer here is that we want them to be like that. Luxury is something not everybody can afford. It is something you want to indulge in, something that is frivolous and pleasant in its frivolity. It’s not a necessity, not a must-have. It can be pointless, impractical, and weird but, above it all, it is always joyful.

That is why designer bags or shoes are considered to be status symbols. They are there for people to buy so they can show everybody that they can afford these frivolous things. That in itself makes people feel good.

#2 This Is A $10,000 Tiffany & Co. Tin Can

This Is A $10,000 Tiffany & Co. Tin Can
Are we a joke to rich people?
79points

#3 This Plastic Clip From Prada Will Run You $495

This Plastic Clip From Prada Will Run You $495
But it does serve two purposes. On the one hand, it holds your hair back. It will also let strangers know that you're not a person that's worth talking to.
73points

The fashion houses, of course, profit from that kind of attitude. They are happy that instead of charging what is fair compared to their costs, they can charge whatever the customer is willing to pay. Which means they can often go over the standard mark up and can triple or even quadruple the price if they want.

However, one should not underestimate the price of creating a fashion piece. After all, it is art and it requires quite a lot of effort. 

#4 I Have $700 And I Want Shoes That Look Like They Were Made From Ball Sacks. What Am I To Do? Prada's Here For You

I Have $700 And I Want Shoes That Look Like They Were Made From Ball Sacks. What Am I To Do? Prada's Here For You
68points

#5 This Is A $1790 Balenciaga Trash Bag

This Is A $1790 Balenciaga Trash Bag
67points

#6 We're Going To Look At A Very Special Coat From Rick Owens

We're Going To Look At A Very Special Coat From Rick Owens
Let me tell you up front, I always have something against white winter coats anyway, because I feel like they're absolutely going to get dirty no matter what you do, even if you're just walking down a street with salt on it. But these ridiculous arm things guarantee that it will get filthy. Part of what I find so funny here is that it's got these ludicrously long arms, but the actual arms are very short. This is not part of the jacket. So it has these ludicrously long sleeves, but not a sleeve where your arm needs to be. And why, why would you tuck it up? It's on sale now for nearly 2,000, marked down from 4,600. It is possible to wear the super long sleeve if you, like, yank it up your arm. I know they're trying to have a fashion moment. This is all I see. Anyone who's watched Studio Ghibli, all I see.
63points

Albert Elbaz, a brilliant designer who has worked for Lanvin, Yves Saint Laurent, and many more fashion houses, once described how elaborate his process of creating a garment is. “I took all the bones out, and I stitch, and to get there, you know, it took me forever. It took me six or seven dresses to make one. And it's time and it's money and we are not doing it in offshore countries - we pay 65% taxes in France! It is so much work.”

#7 These Are $1,100 Alaia Ankle Boots

These Are $1,100 Alaia Ankle Boots
I hate these boots. I don't think this is creative. I think it's real Ed Gein looking.
56points

#8 Do I Want To Be Classy Or Rustic Today?

Do I Want To Be Classy Or Rustic Today?
Well, I don't have to decide with a cross between this beer can shoe, gold brooch thing, and faux floral. Only 4k from Dolce & Gabbana.
55points

#9 $3790 For This Adidas Crossover From Balenciaga

$3790 For This Adidas Crossover From Balenciaga
54points

“Doing a collection for me is almost like creating a vaccine,” he continued, “Once you create the one vaccine, then you can duplicate for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. But see if you can create it for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents, and the answer is no.”

#10 It's A Clear, Gas Can Shaped Purse For $10,000 From Chanel

It's A Clear, Gas Can Shaped Purse For $10,000 From Chanel
54points

#11 This Is A $940 Hermes Bucket

This Is A $940 Hermes Bucket
53points

#12 This Is A Little Mini Greenhouse From Tiffany's That Costs The Amount Of An Actual House

This Is A Little Mini Greenhouse From Tiffany's That Costs The Amount Of An Actual House
52points

The exclusivity of luxury goods also makes them expensive. You see, because of their exclusivity, they are made in small batches. Ironically, instead of lowering the production costs because one doesn’t use as many materials, this drives it up. In turn, the prices are higher as well.

#13 These Sold Out

These Sold Out
52points

#14 This Is $495, Not The Shirt Just This Rubber Woven Vest

This Is $495, Not The Shirt Just This Rubber Woven Vest
51points

#15 This Is A $100,000 Louis Vuitton Toilet

This Is A $100,000 Louis Vuitton Toilet
50points

Ideally, a high price means high quality. This certainly was true a decade or so back, when brands were producing luxury goods locally and employed local craftspeople to do the work. This meant that, yes, you might spend your whole paycheck (or a few of them) on a bag, but at least it will serve you for years to come. You also knew that the materials used to make your accessory were top-notch and everyone involved was paid fair wages. However, nowadays, that is not necessarily the case.

#16 This Hamburger Ring Wouldn't Be Bad If It Came From Five Below, But It's $19,000

This Hamburger Ring Wouldn't Be Bad If It Came From Five Below, But It's $19,000
50points

#17 This Is An $18,000 Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver Ball Of Yarn

This Is An $18,000 Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver Ball Of Yarn
Presumably just to have around your house.
49points

#18 This Is $1850 For A Pump Covered In Red Balloons

This Is $1850 For A Pump Covered In Red Balloons
49points

Just like any other business, the fashion business is all about making the most money by spending the least possible amount. This often means cutting costs in the production by using cheaper labor or cheaper materials. 

#19 It Is A $435 Sequined Dog Poop Bag From Celine

It Is A $435 Sequined Dog Poop Bag From Celine
Does the person who buys this actually walk their own dog?
47points

#20 Jean Boot Thing

Jean Boot Thing
43points
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