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79 Pieces Of Stupid Food That Deserve To Be Publicly Shamed (New Pics)
Funny,FailsJUL 7, 2026

79 Pieces Of Stupid Food That Deserve To Be Publicly Shamed (New Pics)

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Food is honestly one of life’s greatest pleasures. A delicious meal can turn your whole day around, and there’s a reason so many of our happiest memories are made at the dinner table. That said, loving food doesn’t automatically make someone good at cooking it.
Nowhere is that more obvious than on the Stupid Food subreddit, which collects some truly questionable dishes from across the internet. We gathered the wildest examples for you below. Scroll down to check them out, just maybe not during lunch.

#1 My Balkan Stonehenge. Picklehenge

My Balkan Stonehenge. Picklehenge
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79points

#2 Looks Alright At First Glance, But When You Eat Them

Looks Alright At First Glance, But When You Eat Them
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Enjoying food is one thing, but actually being able to cook it is a pretty essential skill in its own right. We all need food to survive, for starters. And on top of that, the better we eat, the better we tend to feel overall. 

Knowing your way around the kitchen means you can put together something nourishing without relying on takeout or whatever random thing is in the freezer. That kind of habit pays off every single day.

#3 Because Regular Ice Cream Is Too Healthy

Because Regular Ice Cream Is Too Healthy
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#4 The "Salad" My Mom Ordered

The "Salad" My Mom Ordered
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Most people actually think they can hold their own when it comes to cooking. A YouGov survey in the UK found that one in nine (11%) claim to be “very” good at it, while 47% say they are “fairly” good. 

On the other end, only 12% admit to being poor chefs, and just 3% of them go as far as calling themselves “very” bad. Unsurprisingly, the younger someone is, the worse they tend to rate their own skills.

#5 It Just Looks Too Big 🤢

It Just Looks Too Big 🤢
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#6 If You Know You Know

If You Know You Know
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#7 Pasta-Flavored Coffee

Pasta-Flavored Coffee
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Of course, surveys like these are self-reported and pretty subjective, so they should be taken with a grain of salt. Just because someone thinks they’re great in the kitchen doesn’t mean the results actually taste good.

And judging by some of the posts in this list, plenty of people have a questionable idea of what even counts as a meal in the first place.For example, using pasta water to brew your coffee really does not sound appealing. And yet someone out there genuinely tried it. Why, we may never know.

#8 What’s The Point?

What’s The Point?
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#9 My Mil Thinks She Can Cook, I'm Not Even Sure What This Is

My Mil Thinks She Can Cook, I'm Not Even Sure What This Is
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#10 The King's Hand: A Royal Mess

The King's Hand: A Royal Mess
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Still, even if we’re not out here making bold culinary experiments, most of us could stand to learn a few things about improving our skills. Luckily, some professionals have shared their tips online for anyone who wants to level up.

Say you want to try a new recipe, whether it’s to shake things up at home or to impress someone. There’s actually more to it than just reading the instructions and following them word for word.

#11 Suggested Creative Uses Of The Chocolate Fountain I Received As A Gift

Suggested Creative Uses Of The Chocolate Fountain I Received As A Gift
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#12 What Is This For $12.99?

What Is This For $12.99?
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#13 Giant Cutlet, Tiny Bun

Giant Cutlet, Tiny Bun
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Sohla El-Waylly, a food writer who develops recipes and hosts videos for NYT Cooking, suggests looking for cues in the recipe instead of relying strictly on the times listed.

“Think of cook times as a guide, and, instead, use all of your senses while cooking, paying close attention to the visual, auditory and olfactory cues written into the recipe,” she says.

“Are the onions meant to be just translucent or deeply browned? Should the stew be simmering gently or boiling vigorously? Following these indicators will lead you to a tastier result than any timer.”

#14 Steak Was Sent Back For Being "Undercooked"

Steak Was Sent Back For Being "Undercooked"
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#15 Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt And White Rice

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt And White Rice
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#16 $3 Meal Created From 1000s Of Simulations By The Us Government

$3 Meal Created From 1000s Of Simulations By The Us Government
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If you want to be more flexible with the ingredients themselves, El-Waylly says you need to think a little more strategically. With baking, for example, precision really matters, so swapping things around usually doesn’t work out well.

Savory cooking is a lot more forgiving. You can often substitute ingredients that cook similarly, like tender herbs (cilantro, parsley, dill) or root vegetables (carrots, parsnips, turnips) that can easily step in for one another.

#17 Philly Cheesesteak At “The Swamp”

Philly Cheesesteak At “The Swamp”
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#18 Pickles Are Noch Thicker Than The Patty

Pickles Are Noch Thicker Than The Patty
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#19 The Early 2000s Were An Especially Stupid Time For Food. Remember The Special Colored Bottles Of Ketchup?

The Early 2000s Were An Especially Stupid Time For Food. Remember The Special Colored Bottles Of Ketchup?
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Another tip sounds obvious, but a lot of beginners still forget to do it. Taste your food as you go. Not just once at the end, but throughout the entire cooking process.

Chef George Duran, in an article for Business Insider, explains that tasting along the way helps you avoid mistakes you can’t undo later. Once the food is fully cooked, making adjustments becomes a lot harder.

#20 My Friend Ordered A Hamburger And Got Whatever This Is

My Friend Ordered A Hamburger And Got Whatever This Is
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