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30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces
FunnyAUG 30, 2019

30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces

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Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.
In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!
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#1 No Pets

No Pets
272points

#2 Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...
251points

#3 How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?
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211points

#4 Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..
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183points

#5 A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!
168points

#6 Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
166points

#7 Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!
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153points

#8 The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
150points

#9 Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!
147points

#10 My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...
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142points

#11 But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!
139points

#12 Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!
134points

#13 .45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto
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132points

#14 Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram
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128points

#15 I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)
128points

#16 Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal
119points

#17 We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
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114points

#18 What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...
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104points

#19 Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..
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103points

#20 May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
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