Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#121
What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
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#122
Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
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#123
What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel.
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#124
Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?
Grand Moff Turkeyn.
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#125
What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A Sithy.
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#126
What did Moff say when he was introduced as “The great great Tarkin”?
I’m just Grand.
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#127
What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
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#128
Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?
From his closet.
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#129
What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?
Baby Jawas.
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#130
What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
Vader Tots.
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#131
What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
Petme Imadoggie.
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