Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#1
Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
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#2
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
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#3
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The store next to the Target!
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#4
Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.
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#5
Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic, they always miss people.
I’m not too sympathetic, they always miss people.
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#6
Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
The second hand store.
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#7
How is Ducktape like the Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
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#8
Why was Yoda so bad at geometry?
Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.
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#9
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
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#10
Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone?
He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.
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#11
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.
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#12
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
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#13
Han: Are we on the right path?
Yoda: Off course, we are.
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#14
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!
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#15
Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.
Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
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#16
I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
Guess it’s a millennial falcon.
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#17
Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail?
Attachments are forbidden!
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#18
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
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#19
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
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#20
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
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