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93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
JokesMAR 17, 2023

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter

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No matter one’s heritage, everyone loves a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Whether you’re looking forward to St. Patty’s Day to get your hands on Krispy Creme’s Luck O’ the Rainbow Doughnut, McDonald’s Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, or the most excellent selection of Irish beers, the day is essentially about having fun while sporting an all-green outfit and donning a shamrock derby hat (a must). However, before buying your green screen suit, there’s one more thing you must equip yourself with, and that is funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
Although St. Patty’s day has come to be known to be more adult-oriented (primarily for its vast consumption of alcoholic drinks), it’s still a much-beloved holiday among kids. There are usually many fun activities planned for kids, such as decorating cookies, joining a parade, or going on a St. Patty’s Day scavenger hunt. So, whether you celebrate with your family or friends, St. Patrick’s Day jokes will crack up revelers of any age. Hence, we invite you to embrace your inner leprechaun this year and be a little silly. How? By cracking a ton of hilarious St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will have you and your fellow leprechauns Dublin over with laughter! Also, whether you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids or grownups, we’ve got you clovered.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most hilarious St. Patty’s Day jokes, including leprechaun jokes, puns about Guinness, shamrocks, rainbows, Ireland, and all things green! Any St. Patrick’s Day joke made you collapse into gales of laughter? Give it an upvote! Also, do you know of any more jokes about St. Patty’s Day? If so, share them in the comments!

#1

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
What’s Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname?
The Sham-Rock.
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#2

What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
A lepre-con.
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#3

Why do leprechauns hate running?
They’d rather jig than jog.
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#4

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.
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#5

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?
In the dictionary.
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#6

Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
You might press your luck!
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#7

"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Irish."
"Irish who?"
"Irish stew in the name of the law."
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#8

What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs.
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#9

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too far to walk.
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#10

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it’s a French fry.
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#11

Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it?
Because it has two banks.
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#12

How do you pay for soft drinks on Saint Patty’s Day?
With soda bread.
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#13

What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?
Brag-pipes.
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#14

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter.
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#15

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk.
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#16

What does Ireland have more of than any other country?
Irishmen.
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#17

What is Irish and left on the lawn?
Paddy O’Furniture.
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#18

What’s the name of a popular Irish dance move?
The shamrock shake.
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#19

How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
They are hard to find.
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#20

93 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes To Have You Dublin Over With Laughter
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
They’re always wearing green.
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