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117 Spring Puns That Might Sprout Some Happiness
Funny,JokesMAR 30, 2022

117 Spring Puns That Might Sprout Some Happiness

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The spring has finally sprung, giving us allergy-induced runny noses and headaches. Also, birds screaming at abhorrent hours, robbing us of that oh-so-precious sleep already shortened by that silly clock-turning affair.
These would be probably the only shortcomings of spring, though, because the rest of it is simply be-au-ti-ful. Fresh greenery, the first colorful blooms after the dreary greyness of winter, cats going crazy, jackets gleefully stuffed into the furthest corner of a dresser, and so many more good things that the Earth’s Awakening, a.k.a.
Spring gives us! However, this season gives us one more notable thing, and yes, you are right, those are Spring Puns! So, to commemorate the new beginning of the plant growth cycle, we’ve gathered a couple of the best spring jokes and puns for you to check! 
You can be sure that many of these cute puns are exploring the ways of plants, so a sub-category that these wordplays can fall into would be plant puns. But it is surely no disappointment as plants are definitely the most adorable non-speaking entities in our lives!
Then, there are also comparisons between springs and springs and how the two spring. Those are, by far, the most entertaining ones, methinks! So these and plenty more silly puns are the ones you will meet on our list; of this, you can be sure. 
But enough of this glorification of the season, and let’s just skip right to the spring puns! Vote for the ones that made that pollen-induced snot plug shoot out of your nose; those would be the best puns, I assume.
Also, do not forget to share these silly puns with your friends in love with fluffy bunnies, blossoming plants, and spring around the corner. 

#1

My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
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#2

How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
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46points

#3

I hate spring cleaning. Darn things bounce all over the place.
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38points

#4

What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break? Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
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34points

#5

Does February like March? No, but April May.
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#6

Why doesn’t Mrs. Claus like to go outside in spring? Because of all the rain, dear.
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28points

#7

What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
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#8

How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end? You spring it on them.
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23points

#9

What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!
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21points

#10

Why is spring a good time to get into good habits? It’s the perfect time to turn a new leaf.
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21points

#11

Why did the bucket bounce? Because it was filled with spring water.
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#12

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather.
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20points

#13

Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
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19points

#14

What month always asks questions and permission? May!
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#15

I was never into gardening but this spring I started planting seeds and it grew on me.
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17points

#16

When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.
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#17

I found some spring water I bought 3 months ago. I guess it’s summer water now.
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#18

Last, bud not least.
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#19

This spring I decided to read a book on DIY underwater gardening which is a self kelp book.
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#20

How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
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