I don’t know about you, but by the end of winter, I will get really fidgety and restless, counting the days until spring is here. 🌱
And sure, the first day of spring on the calendar may not be the warmest and nicest day yet, but the fact that you can officially call it spring feels reassuring. Until then, I survive on jokes about spring.
The fact that in the English language, the word “spring” refers not only to the season but also to a small body of flowing water and a curly piece of metal makes for tons of funny spring puns.
Some of them may indeed sound more like spring dad jokes, but if you are trying to get through the gloomy weather until the warm sunshine wakes up nature again and everything around you springs back to life (see what I did there?), all sorts of springtime jokes are welcome.
For this article, we collected every joke about spring we thought might help you through the last days of winter. We even have some cool spring jokes for kids here. But as we are always on the lookout for more, if you have a favorite spring joke, tell us about it in the comments. And don’t forget to share this article with your friends who, just like me, are looking forward to spring.
#1 Spring Jokes That’ll Brighten Your Day Instantly 🌞
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
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How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They’re filled with spring water.
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How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s step.
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When is it impossible to plant flowers?
When you haven’t botany.
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What do you call a rabbit with flees?
Bugs Bunny.
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#7
Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A rainbow.
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#8
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
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#9
What did summer say to spring?
"Help – I’m about to fall!"
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#10
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
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#11 Funny Spring Jokes For Kids And Adults Alike
Why is 'Star Wars' Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
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What do gardeners wear on their legs?
Garden hose.
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Which bird should you never let into a jewelry store?
A robin.
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#14
Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
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#15
What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
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#16
What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?
Spring rolls.
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#17
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
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#18
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
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#19
What would be a gardener’s favorite Beatles song?
Lettuce Be.
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#20
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She’s having her babies in the spring.
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