Taking part in any sport is a real challenge. Just think how awkward you are when you’ve just started learning how to play, say, squash, polo, or roque! You might’ve even thought that such levels of awkwardness did not exist until you yourself tried participating in said sports. Of course, with tenacity and some sweat, you do become at the very least an average player, but those moments of utter clumsiness are still with you. And you know what the best thing to do with those memories is? Laugh at them, of course. And if such memories are too few for you to make your belly ache with mirth, don’t worry, as this is our selection of the best sports jokes that have ever existed on the internet. And the sheer amount of these funny jokes should do the trick!
And it truly doesn’t matter which of the sports you sympathize with - all of them are covered in this compendium. For those thinking about bouncy orange balls all day long, we have basketball jokes. For the aficionados of running, kicking, and sliding sideways on the grass, we have soccer jokes. And for those with ruined elbows, we have a nice selection of tennis jokes! So, no matter where your moments of ineptitude began, you will find a cool joke here that will make you feel seen and heard.
So, are you ready to read our jokes about sports? If yes, then tighten up your shoelaces, put on a sweatband, take a sip of your fav electrolyte drink and get ready to sweat out some calories laughing! Give the funny sports jokes you liked the best your vote and share this article with your friends!
#1

Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?
The tooth fairy.
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#2
What does a Bulls fan do after they see their team win?
Rewind the VHS tape.
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#3
What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?
He waits for it at the next stop.
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#4
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.
He said, “Knock yourself out!”
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#5

Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
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#6
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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#7

What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
You’ll never be as good as a wall.
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#8
Which sport is always in trouble?
BADminton.
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#9
During the World Cup in Brazil, the England team visited an orphanage. “It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said João, age 6.
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#10

What are the rules for zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
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#11
What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
Tee!
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#12
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.
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#13

My friend and I visited Canada together for the first time.
We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
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#14
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
They watch cricket, instead.
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#15
What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
The splits!
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#16

Where do cheating gymnasts go?
Behind parallel bars!
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#17
What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
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#18
Which goalie can jump higher than the crossbars?
All of them. Crossbars can’t jump.
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#19

When should baseball players wear armor?
When they’re playing knight games.
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#20
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
“Catch ya later!”
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