There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#1
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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#2
Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe?
It’s a dark matter
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#3
Why is the moon constantly moody?
She’s just going through a phase
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#4
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings
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#5
Who is an astronaut’s favourite singer?
Freddy Mercury
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#6
What candy should you give an alien?
A Mars bar
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#7
What do you say to a three-headed alien?
Hello, hello, hello
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#8
What do you call a loony spaceman?
An astronut
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#9
My kid is obsessed with the moon, I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
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#10
What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist?
No matter!
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#11
Why did the parasite jump all the way to the moon?
It was a luna-tick
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#12
How does our solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt
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#13
What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet?
Unidentified frying objects
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#14
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees
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#15
What’s the moon’s favorite key to use on the computer?
The space bar
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#16
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere
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#17
Einstein released his theory about space… well it’s about time!
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#18
Where do the stars go to get their milk?
The Milky Way
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#19
What does the queen alien drink every morning?
Gravi-tea
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#20
When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge.
So, the planets started a revolution.
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