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32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread

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Bruce Lee once said, “I don’t fear the man who practices 10,000 different kicks. I fear the man who practices one kick 10,000 times.” In reality, of course, the great martial artist was hardly afraid of anyone, but such a focus on something almost always means being somehow close to perfection.
There is a thread on the internet, partly bragging, partly sarcastic and full of self-deprecation, where netizens tell what superpowers and unique skills they have. From driving trains to constantly choosing the wrong line at the store, from speed reading to making a really high pitched squeak sound in the back of one’s throat - please welcome to this wonderful selection made for you by Bored Panda!
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#1

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Being alone without being lonely! 🎉.
32points

#2

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Their, they’re, there.
30points

#3

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Picking the wrong line at the grocery store.
26points

A while back, a thread appeared in the AskReddit community, the author of which, the user u/RackCitySanta, asked readers a rather provocative question, in my opinion: "What's something that you know you're better than 98% of people at?" Judging by the comments, the topic starter truly opened Pandora's box of sorts...

Judge for yourself - as of today, the thread has 4.4K upvotes and over 6.5K various comments, where the discussion goes from ways to land a plane on water to debates about whether a squirrel's guttural screech can actually scare away coyotes. Perhaps this is one of the most varied threads I've ever seen!

#4

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Losing weight and keeping it off. I have lost nearly 200 pounds over 23 years ago with an iron will not to gain it back. Studies indicate I am in the 1% success rate at this point. No surgeries or injections, just diet and exercise.
22points

#5

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Giving subcutaneous injections at work. I am the queen of this.🙂. I have a special method that I use, that makes it pretty much painless for patients. One of the best moments of my day is when I give one of these shots, and the patient looks at me amazed, and says “ I didn’t even feel that!” 😎.
20points

#6

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
American Indian Law.

I haven't been a practicing attorney for a few years, but currently work in a legal-adjacent field. Multiple times I have had people come in with all sorts of ideas on how the laws work on a particular reservation.

This particular tribe has its own bar, and I'm maybe one of 200 people in the world who has taken and passed their bar exam. Needless to say, I have had to correct many a false assumption.
20points

In fact, by the way, getting into the top 2% in any field is not such a difficult task. Let's do some math - the population of the Earth today is 8.142 billion people, so 2% of that number is actually 162.4 thousand people. That's about the size of Springfield, Missouri.

Now just imagine a Springfield where everyone from the mayor to the last homeless dude is, well, a top-notch pilot. Or a professional cook. Well, actually, a truly unique skill is being in a much lower percentile.

#7

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
The self awareness to know I’m prob not better than 98% of people at something.
19points

#8

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Making up fake scenarios in my head and hurting my own feelings.
19points

#9

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Overthinking, I'm the best at it for sure.
17points

Tom Brady, as you probably know, was drafted as the overall 199th pick, but in one of his interviews, the greatest football player in history once admitted that this meant not only that NFL managers rated 198 players higher than him.

It also meant that he was stronger or luckier than thousands and thousands of footballers who were never drafted or had a chance to get into the League. From this angle, the perception becomes, you must admit, a little different.

Experts say that in order to be considered a true professional in your field, you need to devote at least 10K hours to it. Including training and work. Of course, this is an average figure - because some people achieve efficiency faster, some slower, but, in terms of a standard 40-hour work week, this is about 3.5 years.

#10

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Procrastinating.
17points

#11

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
I was taught blacksmithing at a young age. Haven't met anyone else that still does it.
16points

#12

Kinda lame, but apparently, untying knots. My mom used to brag that I could unite any knot in under 5 minutes. Rope, twine, shoelaces, electrical cords, plastic bags, jewelry. And it's still true today. I've been challenged and timed.
16points

Interestingly, this study, published on LinkedIn, claims that depending on the generation, the number of years spent by the average worker in one job is steadily decreasing. So, while baby boomers spent more than 10 years in one job, and Gen X - from 5 to 10, millennials change jobs with a frequency of 3 to 5 years.

This still leaves the opportunity to "gain" those 10K hours, right? But Gen Z, as the authors claim, are mainly job-hoppers, changing jobs on average every one to three years. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why employers often rant about young employees? Who actually knows?

#13

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Minding my own business.
15points

#14

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Keeping secrets. And it sucks, because people are always telling me things that I don't want to know and/or have no business knowing...because they know I'm better at keeping secrets that 98% of others.
13points

#15

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
With proof? Typing. I can type 120 wpm on a bad day, 140 on a good day. I hit well over 100 wpm on a phone too.
12points

As for self-critical jokes about how some of us are better than anyone else in the world at getting into trouble or making the wrong life choice - after all, our world largely rests on self-deprecation. Just imagine if everyone around us were completely serious and entitled! Perhaps we would not want to live in such a world at all, so self-deprecating humanity will always have a chance...

#16

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Hugs. I am a phenomenal hugger!
I think 🤔.
12points

#17

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Driving trains. Better than 99.9% of people even.
11points

#18

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Olympic style fencing, of course. Not because I'm an excellent fencer or anything, but because it is a *wildly* uncommon sport. Here in the US for example, the total number of registered fencers - which includes very nearly everyone with anything more than a few beginner training sessions - is under 100,000 people. While it would be difficult to compile *actual* numbers the world over, and while the sport is much more popular in other countries, there is no chance that more than a fraction of a percent of the world's population has *any* fencing training.
11points

In any case, we’ll be really glad if you read all these stories, from the truly unique to the simply sarcastic and ridiculous, mark those that you really enjoyed and, perhaps, tell us something about yourself in the comments too. In the end of the day, we’re almost certain that each of you is unique in your own way - so why not reveal this uniqueness to the world right now?

#19

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Pattern recognition.

I can usually say the villain, plot and twist of a movie within the first few minutes. Sometimes I get it from the opening credits. I can sing the next lyrics of a song I’ve never heard before.

I thought I was psychic when I was younger. A lot of things happen as I predict. I ***love*** it when I’m wrong.
11points

#20

32 Things Folks Consider Themselves Among The Best In The World At, As Shared In This Humble Thread
Being humble. Like, I'm the best at that.
10points
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