We all like to crack jokes and laugh — even the smartest ones. While most of us usually crack some dark humor jokes or pre-prepared corny jokes, others, like bookworms and philosophy students, prefer to use smart jokes. As the name suggests, you might have to rack your brain to see the joke. But once you get them, it will be hard to hold in the smile or laugh. There are even some smart jokes for adults with some interesting twists and turns, which require a more mature audience to understand.
It’s no secret that intelligence and humor are closely linked to each other. It’s common for smart people to have a witty sense of humor. They can tell a joke and understand the ones told to them. Often, clever jokes are their bread and butter. But not everything is based on the intelligence of a person. Any comedic genius will tell you that the most vital parts of intellectual jokes are the timing, delivery, and punchline. That’s something to keep in mind!
Before you start gathering your friends for a party or a casual get-together, prepare your brain with some of the funniest jokes for smart people. With the list below, show off your witty humor by upvoting the ones you found to be truly funny. Comment below if a joke made you think about the punchline, which, after understanding it, made you smile.
#81
Pavlov is sitting at a bar when all of a sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh shoot, I forgot to feed the dogs."
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#82
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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#83
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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#84
English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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#85
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon. Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek. I’ll be it!” The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. “One… Two… Three…” Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a 1 meter x 1 meter square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, “Ready or not — here I come!” Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, “I found you, Pascal!”
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#86
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?
He got off on technicality.
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#87
"God, how long is a million years?"
"To me, it’s about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it’s a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
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#88
What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?
An etymologist knows the difference.
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#89
The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.
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#90
You are so classless, you could be a Marxist utopia.
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#91
An infinite number of Mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the 7th order, the bartender pours 2 beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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#92
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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#93
"I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust!"
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#94
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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#95
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe.
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#96
Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything!
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