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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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There might be certain issues, mistakes, or potential improvements that go unnoticed by many. Yet someone who recognizes them might quite on the contrary be determined to correct them no matter the cost of their time and energy.
And they might be right if we think about someone like Ignaz Semmelweis discovering that by disinfecting their hands healthcare workers could drastically reduce the incidence of infection in obstetrical clinics. Yet it might be something smaller, for example pointing out the fact that bees have six legs rather than four! These Redditors shared things they refuse to let go, answering one Redditor’s question: “What is the smallest hill you’ll die on?”
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#1

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Im with the boomers on this one, f**k your QR code. Bring me a paper menu
578points

#2

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Social media has been one of the most damaging things to ever happen to our societies mental health.
571points

#3

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.
512points

#4

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Butter is superior to margarine.
509points

#5

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
F**k daylight savings time
504points

#6

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary
488points

#7

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Toilet paper rolls over, not under.
445points

#8

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford F*****g Comma.
427points

#9

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
If you’re going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don’t serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up
410points

#10

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.
407points

#11

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
(Able) People who don’t return their shopping carts are s****y people. 
379points

#12

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
If someone is behind me, I will always throw my arm back and hold the door. The amount of times people just let it shut in my face has me irate.
358points

#13

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
It's "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less"! If you could care less then you care!
327points

#14

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Cut the god damn tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don’t care what the French say.
323points

#15

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Every single time someone posts a picture or article about Istanbul, I comment "not Constantinople." I will usually get downvoted to hell for it, but I think it's hilarious. So I'll die on that hill.
321points

#16

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.
320points

#17

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
There/their/they're, your/you're.
316points

#18

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.
309points

#19

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato’s worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other b******t on them.
300points

#20

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered
Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet.
So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet. You don't know what utensils you'll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.
295points
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