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50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
FunnyFEB 14, 2017

50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

#1 A Practical Joke

A Practical Joke
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#2 The Single Life

The Single Life
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#3 Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?

Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?
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#4 Someone To Hate It All With

Someone To Hate It All With
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#5 Relationship Status

Relationship Status
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#6 imagiNATION

imagiNATION
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#7 Accepting The Fate

Accepting The Fate
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#8 My Two Night Stands

My Two Night Stands
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#9 Kiss Cam

Kiss Cam
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#10 Meeting New People

Meeting New People
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#11 Best Companion

Best Companion
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#12 The Lonely Dog

The Lonely Dog
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#13 Patiently Waiting

Patiently Waiting
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#14 Two Kinds Of Dates

Two Kinds Of Dates
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#15 The Only Single Person

The Only Single Person
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#16 Single vs. In A Relationship

Single vs. In A Relationship
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#17 A Cycle Of Sadness

A Cycle Of Sadness
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#18 The Infamous Selfie

The Infamous Selfie
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#19 Hide The Desperation

Hide The Desperation
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#20 Table For One

Table For One
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