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85 Times Pets Got Such Great Names, The People Who Came Up With Them Deserved Awards
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85 Times Pets Got Such Great Names, The People Who Came Up With Them Deserved Awards

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Naming your pet is the next most important choice you’ll make after deciding to open up your home to an animal in need of your love and care. While some folks go for something more traditional, others like to go all out and think way, way outside of the box.
Today, we’re featuring the ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit, a fun little online community that shares some of the funniest and most imaginative pet names found over on the ‘Petfinder’ pet adoption website. Keep scrolling for some wholesomeness, cuteness, and a lot of excellent inspiration for your next pet’s name.

#1 Pie Chart. Such A Precious Name For A Precious Lady!

Pie Chart. Such A Precious Name For A Precious Lady!
76points

#2 These Geese

These Geese
72points

#3 Metallicat

Metallicat
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According to ‘PetSmart,’ owners ought to choose a name for their pet that fits its personality. What’s more, it’s a great idea to choose a name based on how easy it is to say, preferably one that ends in a vowel.

And if you feel stuck, you can always look to your hobbies for inspiration. For example, you might find some awesome names in your favorite movies, books, TV shows, or video games.

#4 Pigcasso

Pigcasso
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67points

#5 Hehe + Haha

Hehe + Haha
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#6 Swim Shady

Swim Shady
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65points

Meanwhile, ‘PetSmart’ adds that there are a few things you should steer clear of when naming your new pet. For instance, you may want to avoid names that sound like other pets’ names, so there’s less confusion.

With that in mind, you also shouldn’t go for names that sound like training cues. If you name your pet ‘Shay,’ it might have a tough time when you order it to ‘Stay.’ So either avoid similar-sounding names or change your training cues.

It also might be easier if your pet's name isn’t longer than 2 syllables. In the meantime, think of possible nicknames! And once you’ve landed on a name that you like, stick with it. It might be fine to change the name “a few times in the first few weeks,” but after a longer while, your pet might find it confusing.

#7 Fruit Bat

Fruit Bat
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63points

#8 Swinona Ryder

Swinona Ryder
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#9 Buzz Lightbeard

Buzz Lightbeard
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The ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit was created back in March 2021. According to the moderator team, it is meant to be a place for people to post all of the silly and ridiculous names and photos of animals that they find on ‘Petfinder,’ the popular pet adoption site. The mod team notes that “normal names” will get removed from the sub, “unless the picture is that outrageous.”

However, the internet enjoys creative and off-the-hook ‘Petfinder’ names so much that this is far from the only online community that shares them.

#10 Catthew

Catthew
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#11 Robert The Bruce

Robert The Bruce
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#12 A Boxer Named George Foreman!

A Boxer Named George Foreman!
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Previously, our team has covered the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, formerly Twitter. Though it’s named the same as the subreddit, and it also focuses on creative names from ‘Petfinder,’ these are two distinct online communities.

The X account was created in April 2021 and currently has nearly 337k followers on the social network.

#13 The Crime Brothers

The Crime Brothers
58points

#14 Emily Lickinson

Emily Lickinson
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#15 Meep

Meep
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Earlier, during a previous interview with Jea, the founder of the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, they said that, initially, the idea was something silly. The popularity of the account was something surprising.

“I started this account as a silly little thing on the side. I spend so much time browsing Petfinder and started to see some hilarious names, and I thought they would be fun to share!" they told Bored Panda earlier.

#16 Felony And Misdemeanor. Waiting To Break Out Of Kitty Jail

Felony And Misdemeanor. Waiting To Break Out Of Kitty Jail
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#17 The One And Only Crunchwrap Supreme. I Hope He Has A Brother Called Baja Blast

The One And Only Crunchwrap Supreme. I Hope He Has A Brother Called Baja Blast
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#18 Mr. World Wide

Mr. World Wide
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"I figured I would get some followers and people who enjoyed it, but it has blown up exponentially!” Jea, who created ‘Petfinder Names,’ said, explaining that it was incredible to see a surge of followers almost immediately after making the account on X.

At the time, they said that the most unusual animal name they’d found was a cat named Golfball Sized Hail. "But there are too many to count, and I'm sure they'll just keep getting weirder!"

#19 Tax Fraud

Tax Fraud
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#20 Petfinder Or Local Deli?

Petfinder Or Local Deli?
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