What’s life without a bit of silliness in it? In true fashion of these funny quotes you’re about to read, the answer should be along the lines of ‘a serious one.’ Yet, what we truly had in mind with this question is this - a life without at least a bit of silliness is bland, boring, and hardly digestible. After all, when you turn everything and everyone (including yourself!) into a serious matter, everything starts to seem so grave and looming. So, if you catch yourself feeling like that, best read one or two silly quotes! That’s why we have made this list - so silly inspirational quotes will always be at the ready for you when you need them.
In fact, some of these phrases are quotes about silliness itself, like the famous quotes from Einstein or Handey. Turns out even silliness cannot be taken too seriously! Then, there are some smart aphorisms, short sayings, and snarky comments of which you might’ve never thought before, but once they are in front of you, you just get them instantly. Then there are, of course, silly love quotes. Because love is plenty of things, including, but not limited to, silliness, too. And lastly, a group of impactful yet silly motivational quotes - because if you’re a bit like us, you’ll agree that motivation doesn't necessarily come with a furrowed brow or a dire forewarning. Sometimes you just need to see things from a different perspective, so why not choose silly!
With the accolades dedicated to silly quotes nearing their end, it is probably time for you to actually check them out. You know where to find them, right? Once you are there, be sure to give the best quotes a thumbs up (and a click on the arrow button pointing upwards) and share this article with your friends!
#1
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain
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#2
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura
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#3
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
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#4
“I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” — Sheldon Cooper
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#5
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
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#6
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin
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“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
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“After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’” - Ronnie Shakes
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“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” - Ann Landers
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“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
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#11
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” - Edith Sitwell
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“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
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#13
“Nice perfume. Do you have to marinade in it?”
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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” — Mark Twain
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“I fear one day I’ll meet God; he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.”
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“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.” — Mitch Hedberg
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“The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.”
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#18
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” - Jack Handey
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“Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” - Bernard Baruch
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