When it comes to legendary cinematic phrases, it would be blasphemy to ignore a large number of Shrek quotes. Their arrival to our cinematic world was a blessing in disguise for the cinephiles. Like with all DreamWorks quotes, there are hidden philosophical messages in all of them.
The best starting point would be with the Shrek onion quote. We might write off this green humanoid beast as a simple ogre. However, as the character says, ogres are like onions, meaning they have layers of emotions too. They feel, can be hurt, and be more empathetic and understanding than humans.
Farquaad and Donkey quotes from Shrek are opposites of each other— two sides of the same coin. Donkey seems to view the world through more rose-colored glasses. His friendship phrases show how much he cares about Shrek. Lord Farquaad quotes play against this idea, instead focusing on the need to be selfish.
All in all, it’s hard to argue with the fact that the majority of the best Shrek quotes are peak philosophy. We have compiled the phrases the franchise is known for. Upvote the sayings you liked the most. If you have anything else to share about the movies, do so in the comments below.
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#41 Promises Made, Probably Broken
“Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you. Or I forget.” - Shrek
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#42 Plot twist even Shrek didn’t see coming
“You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.” - Shrek
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#44 Fairy tales, but make it snarky
“Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love’s first kiss… like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of…” - Shrek
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#45 Plot Twist: Boulder Appreciation Society
“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.” - Donkey
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#46 When Small Talk Gets Gamey
“Don’t you want to tell me about your trip? How about a game of Parcheesi?” - Donkey
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#47 Not even dragons want to breathe near you
“Wow, that was really scary, and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath STINKS.” - Donkey
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#48 Manifesting that VIP life energy
“It’s gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.” - Donkey
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#49 Well, That Escalated Quickly
“Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry; things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. It’ll be better in the morning. You’ll see.” - Donkey
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#50 Plot twist: Didn’t see that coming
“Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.” - Donkey
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#51 Mood: Shrek meets survival advice
“Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!” - Donkey
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#52 Ouch, that Hit Like a Shrek
“You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.” - Donkey
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#53 Official Stair Boss Energy
“Don’t mess wit’ me. I’m the Stair Master. I’ve mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.” - Donkey
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#55 Feel Personally Attacked Right Now
“No, not the buttons… not my gumdrop buttons!” - Gingerbread Man
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#56 When bakers turn up the heat
“Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We’ve got a big order to fill.” - Gingerbread Man
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#57 Dark humor level: expert
“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” — Lord Farquaad
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#58 Plot twist: Dad’s got feelings too
“Shrek, Fiona… will you accept an old frog’s apology and my blessing?” — King Harold
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#59 Breakfast with royal attitude
“Good morning. Um, how do you like your eggs?” — Princess Fiona
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#60 Not your average fairytale chaos
"If you think this mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude." - Shrek
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