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83 Shrek Quotes That Come From The Deep Swamp
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83 Shrek Quotes That Come From The Deep Swamp

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When it comes to legendary cinematic phrases, it would be blasphemy to ignore a large number of Shrek quotes. Their arrival to our cinematic world was a blessing in disguise for the cinephiles. Like with all DreamWorks quotes, there are hidden philosophical messages in all of them.
The best starting point would be with the Shrek onion quote. We might write off this green humanoid beast as a simple ogre. However, as the character says, ogres are like onions, meaning they have layers of emotions too. They feel, can be hurt, and be more empathetic and understanding than humans.
Farquaad and Donkey quotes from Shrek are opposites of each other— two sides of the same coin. Donkey seems to view the world through more rose-colored glasses. His friendship phrases show how much he cares about Shrek. Lord Farquaad quotes play against this idea, instead focusing on the need to be selfish.
All in all, it’s hard to argue with the fact that the majority of the best Shrek quotes are peak philosophy. We have compiled the phrases the franchise is known for. Upvote the sayings you liked the most. If you have anything else to share about the movies, do so in the comments below.

#1 Waffles Fix Everything

Waffles Fix Everything
“This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!” - Donkey
15points

When did the Shrek franchise start?


DreamWorks studio bought the rights to the movie adaptation of the book Shrek! in 1995. Even in 1991, Steven Spielberg started to throw out ideas of adapting this movie into live action, with Bill Murray portraying the character of Shrek. With four acclaimed films, it seems like DreamWorks hit the mark by going the more cartoonish way of filmmaking.

#2 Mood for the entire week

Mood for the entire week
"I hate Mondays." - Puss in Boots
14points

#3 Colorblind chaos, 10/10 relatable

Colorblind chaos, 10/10 relatable
“Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color blind!” - Donkey
13points

Why did Shrek become so popular?


Shrek was quite groundbreaking, animation-wise, for its time, and it helped market the movie to a wider audience. Besides the animation, the whole franchise has become the subject of multiple memes. In addition, the soundtrack, especially the Smash Mouth song, allowed the original movie to stay relevant for several decades.

#4 Who Knew Donkeys Were Brainiacs?

Who Knew Donkeys Were Brainiacs?
"In some cultures, donkeys are revered as the smartest of animals." - Donkey
13points

#5 Big Castle, Small Insecurities?

Big Castle, Small Insecurities?
“That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle. Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” - Shrek
12points

What inspired Shrek?


While the movie might have been an adaptation of the book Shrek!, there are other sources that the filmmakers drew inspiration from as well. For example, the character of Shrek might be inspired by Maurice Tillet, also known as the “French Angel.” The location of the swamp is also thought to be inspired by New Orleans in the state of Louisiana.

#6 Self-Acceptance > Name-Calling

Self-Acceptance > Name-Calling
“After a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are.” - Shrek
12points

#7 Some conversations are better left unspoken

Some conversations are better left unspoken
“You know what? Maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk.” - Shrek
12points

#8 Minty fresh, but make it iconic

Minty fresh, but make it iconic
“Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean, white sparkly teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something, ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there. And do I detect a hint of minty freshness?” - Donkey
12points

#9 Not Just A Cookie Story

Not Just A Cookie Story
“OK… I’ll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?” - Gingerbread Man
12points

#10 When you know your rights but not your brain

When you know your rights but not your brain
Donkey: “Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!”
Shrek: “Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
12points

#11 Not your average housemate drama

Not your average housemate drama
“Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” — Magic Mirror
12points

#12 Knight Moves Only

Knight Moves Only
Princess Fiona: “What kind of a knight are you?”
Shrek: “One of a kind.”
12points

#13 Honestly, Same Energy

Honestly, Same Energy
"I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken." - Donkey
12points

#14 Layers of life, no crying allowed

Layers of life, no crying allowed
“Ogres are like onions.” - Shrek
11points

#15 Not Your Messenger, Just Your Delivery Guy

Not Your Messenger, Just Your Delivery Guy
“Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.” - Shrek
11points

#16 Someone’s not sharing snacks here

Someone’s not sharing snacks here
“What are you doing in my swamp!?” - Shrek
11points

#17 Relatable Anxiety Level: Shrek

Relatable Anxiety Level: Shrek
“Well my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty, must be a high school.” - Shrek
11points

#18 Okay, that hit different

Okay, that hit different
“You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.” - Shrek
11points

#19 Brutal Honesty, Best Friend Energy

Brutal Honesty, Best Friend Energy
“Only a true friend would be that truly honest.” - Donkey
11points

#20 When Donkeys Decide to Take Off

When Donkeys Decide to Take Off
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” - Donkey
11points
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