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152 Short People Jokes For Quick Comedic Relief
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152 Short People Jokes For Quick Comedic Relief

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Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.

#1 Short People Problems

Short People Problems
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
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#2

"God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!" – Short People
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What is the History of Roasts?

Well, you know, it went probably like this – someone got bored with eating raw meat and decided to hold it for a while over a fire... Oh, wait, we’re not talking about those kinds of roasts, are we? 

For the other kinds of roasts, the comedic ones, their history is documented much better, and you’ll be happy to know that the first official roast took place as early as 1949 at the New York Friars Club

You’ll also be glad to know that the form of a good old comedic roast hasn’t changed much since, and same as it was back then, it is still about a specific individual taking jokes at their own expense for the amusement of a wider audience. The only change these roasts took over the years is that they’re no longer confined to clubs or venues but can be easily done on the Internet. Case in point: the legendary roasts by Wendy’s, we’re sure you remember. 

That said, roasts of the yesteryear used to be much harsher than they are these days, and that’s a much-welcomed change! Just take a look at the roasts for short people on this list and see how innocent and kind they really are.

#3

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
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#4

I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”
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When do Short People don’t Like Jokes?

Like tall people, short people usually don’t mind lighthearted, well-meaning jokes and might even make such a quip about themselves. However, there definitely are some instances when individuals might not like jokes about short people, such as: 

The joke is disrespectful. If you’re about to make short person jokes, make sure they’re harmless and well-meaning. After all, a joke is to make people laugh rather than offend them.

When the jokes turn into insults for short people, funny roasts for short people always balance on a thin line of becoming insulting. Know the difference between a roast and an insult before you share one publicly.

Sensitive topics. If a person is clearly insecure because of their height, you might wish to abstain from trying to amuse them with jokes about short people altogether. Better safe and sorry!

A good rule of thumb about these roasts for short people would be this: would you find it funny if one of these jokes were addressed to you? If the answer is yes, you’re probably safe to share your ingenious quip!

#5

How do short people greet others?
They microwave.
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#6 Small Gestures Matter

Small Gestures Matter
Appreciate the little things.
Give a short person a hug.
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What are Some Good Short People Jokes and Insults?

Since we’ve already discussed what kind of short people jokes might not be really appropriate, it is probably time to figure out which short person jokes could actually be called good. Thankfully, our readers were kind enough to vote for the jokes they enjoyed the most, and here are the top five based on their opinions: 

  • You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
  • "God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!" – Short People
  • I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
  • I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”
  • Keep looking up.” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people.

And if you were looking for something a bit spicier, like jokes for short girlfriend or funny insults, our readers have also voted on the best ones, too: 

  • Appreciate the little things. Give a short person a hug.
  • How do short people greet others? They microwave.
  • The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
  • You're so short when it rains; you are the last one to know.
  • I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.

There you have it, the very best jokes and roasts for short people as voted by you. And if you’d like a bit more of this hilarity in your day, keep reading these short people jokes!

#7

“Keep looking up.” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people.
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#8

Tall vs. Short
Tall People: "I'm somewhere around 6 feet."
Short People: "I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches."
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#9

Just played miniature golf with a short person, but he just called it golf.
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#10

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
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#11 Still Growing Mentally

Still Growing Mentally
"Are you okay?"
"No."
"My height hasn’t changed since I was 12."
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#12

Your so short when it rains; you are the last one to know.
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#13

I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.
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#14

Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder. If they’re able to reach their goals.
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#15 Heightened Humor Ahead

Heightened Humor Ahead
It's easy to make fun of short people... The jokes always go over their head.
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#16

Be careful; the little guy might jump up and punch you in the knee.
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#17

At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
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#18

I asked a short person to lend me 5 dollars yesterday.
He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
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#19

Where is the worst place for a short person to stand at a concert?
Behind anyone at all.
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#20

Why was the short lady scared of the iguana?
She thought it was Godzilla.
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