Want to hear a funny joke? What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall? He said, "Dam!" And speaking of which, do you know what many people have in common with goldfish? A short-term memory. There is a widespread belief that goldfish only have a 3-second memory. However, scientists have busted the three-second memory myth.
Nonetheless, that doesn't change the fact that quite a few people have a poor memory, perhaps not as bad as 3 seconds. Still, it would take a while to remember what they had for breakfast yesterday. And yes, we consider that pretty bad. Not trying to brag here, but we Pandas have a good memory. We had bamboo for breakfast yesterday. Well, and the day before that.
Quips aside, we are not here to boast about having a long-term memory. However, we've prepared a special post for all experiencing symptoms of aging early in their lives. You’d better take your B and C vitamins! And we can help you with the latter one. As you may already know, laughter is good for your health. It produces vitamin C, which, according to studies, has a positive effect on the brain. And the quickest and cheapest way to boost its intake is, you guessed it, cracking jokes! Everyone loves some good funny jokes. However, if you worry that your goldfish memory will fail you, we've prepared some short jokes that are easy to recall!
Even if your memory can hold more than just the lyrics of your favorite song, short funny jokes may come in handy more often than you think. Think of it as an elevator pitch - you have little time to convince someone that you are a natural-born comedian or fun to hang out with. So equipping yourself with some funny short jokes will do no harm. Other than that, they don't take up much space in your hard drive, aka the brain.
So prepare for some of our best short jokes that are teeny-weeny enough to fit in your back pocket! For more laughs, check out our collection of short people jokes that offer quick comedic relief.
Do you know a short joke that has not made it to the list? Let us know! Also, check out these two-line jokes we've covered in our previous post.
#1
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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#2
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.
It’s okay. He woke up.
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#3
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
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#4
The Pentagon was originally going to just be a square but the contractor kept cutting corners.
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#5
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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#6
What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.
The space bar.
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#7
What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
1Forest1.
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#8
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.
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#9
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things, literally.
They always take things, literally.
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#10
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
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#11
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised.
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#12
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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#13
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
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#14
Rest in peace to boiling water. You will be mist.
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#15
Can February march?
No, but April may.
No, but April may.
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#16
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
"HDMI."
"HDMI."
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#17
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
An impasta.
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#18
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
The satisfactory.
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#19
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
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#20
I have many jokes about rich kids — sadly none of them work.
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