FunnyNOV 21, 2017

The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Viktorija GabulaitėAuthor

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Life hacks are awesome. Handy short cuts that let you get the boring stuff done quicker and easier, giving you more time to get on with the more important stuff, like playing with your dog or saving the world.

These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you giggle uncontrollably. Which I guess is an end unto itself right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list, which proved wildly popular!

Scroll down the list below and marvel at the absurdity of it all, but whatever you do don’t take any of this terrible advice on board, as some of them are actually pretty dangerous. Do vote for your favourite though!

#1 Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

Improbably_wrong

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534points

#2 Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

datassque, unknown

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526points

#3 Non-Smoker Hack

Non-Smoker Hack

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515points

#4 Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

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510points

#5 If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

harriscolten, unknown

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419points

#6 Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

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409points

#7 If It Works It Isn't Stupid

If It Works It Isn't Stupid

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381points

#8 Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

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370points

#9 If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

theultimatedoot

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351points

#10 When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

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337points

#11 Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

unknown

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326points

#12 Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

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322points

#13 Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You're Having A Shitty Evening

Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You're Having A Shitty Evening

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319points

#14 Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

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301points

#15 Use This Hack With Deaf People

Use This Hack With Deaf People

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293points

#16 Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

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287points

#17 Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button

Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button

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266points

#18 Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze

Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze

unknown

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259points

#19 If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

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250points

#20 Use This Tip To Save Your Money

Use This Tip To Save Your Money

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235points

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