Fie! Cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb, thee distemperate daw! And plenty more of that, but in human language, is sure to come if you keep on reading (or just scrolling) our list of Shakespearean insults. Is there any better way to insult someone if not using the words by the one and only, the OG pun master, Willy S.? Not in our book, nuh-uh.
So, anyway, you might’ve heard of Shakespeare and his absolutely time-defying specimens of writing like Romeo and Juliet, Othello, or Hamlet. But have you ever stopped to think that William, besides being a legit word ninja, was also the person to come up with stuff like puns, yo mama jokes (yeah, really!), and unique insults that are so original and sophisticated that by using them, you’ll not only say your piece, but truly leave your opponent dumbfounded and feeling like a measly earthworm compared to the piece that just came out of your mouth? And if the last sentence already seemed like a mouthful due to missing dots and semicolons to break up the thoughts, then just hang on for a minute until you actually start reading these insults by Shakespeare.
Now, grab a quill and a piece of parchment because you’ll definitely want to write some of these awesome Shakespearean insults down, if not memorize them by heart. Although all of these swear words and sayings are a blast to read, some of them might just reverberate your heartstrings more; in that case, give them your vote! And lastly, share the absolute best insults by Shakespeare with anyone who’s into cursing like a real snob.
#21
"She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults." - "Two Gentlemen of Verona" (Act 3, Scene 1).
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#22
“There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” - "Henry IV Part 1" (Act 3, Scene 3).
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#23
“Thou lump of foul deformity.” - "Richard III" (Act 1, Scene 2).
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#24
“I am sick when I do look on thee.” - "A Midsummer Night’s Dream" (Act 2, Scene 1).
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#25

"You, minion, are too saucy." - "The Two Gentlemen of Verona" (Act 1, Scene 2).
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#26
"You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things." - "Macbeth."
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#27
“The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril.” - "The Merry Wives of Windsor" (Act 3, Scene 5).
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#28
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.” - "The Comedy of Errors" (Act 5, Scene 4).
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#29
“Thou art a boil, a plague sore.” - "King Lear" (Act 2, Scene 2).
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#30

“Thou cream faced loon.” - "Macbeth" (Act 5, Scene 3).
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#31
"Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone." - "Coriolanus" (Act 2, Scene 1).
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#32
"Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel b***h." - "King Lear" (Act 2, Scene 2).
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#33
“Thou art a very ragged wart.” - "Henry IV" (Act 3, Scene 2).
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#34
“His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.” - "Henry IV Part 2" (Act 2, Scene 4).
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#35
“Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.” - "Troilus and Cressida" (Act 2, Scene 1).
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#36

“You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen mate!” - "Henry IV Part II" (Act 2, Scene 4).
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#37
"You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave." - "All’s Well That Ends Well" (Act 2, Scene 3).
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#38
"Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him." - "All’s Well That Ends Well" (Act 4, Scene 3).
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#39
"Her face is not worth sunburning." - "Henry V" (Act 5, Scene 2).
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#40
"Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou!" - "The Taming of the Shrew" (Act 3, Scene 3).
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