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Apartment blocks had a garden in the middle that could be accessed via a tunnel on one of the blocks. I went to the garden, determined what apartment I was staying in, climbed a tree, and jumped over onto the balcony under the one that I was staying at. I tried to climb up to that balcony because I thought I remembered that I left the window open.
There was a very flimsy iron bar that had a planter on it that I was balancing on while trying to grab the upper balcony when the owner of the apartment whose balcony I was on came out screaming "Thief" in german (I think, I only heard screaming) - terrified, I launched to a tree 40 feet off the ground, shunted down the tree and took off into the night.
Much later I returned to the front of the building and my teammates were back with the host - there were police everywhere.
I walked up an said "whats going on?" The neighbor didn't recognize me (thank god) and I went up to the apartment and went to sleep.
Never told that story to anyone.
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It's amazing how much we actually love reading other people's intimate confessions! Well, judge for yourself - just three days ago, a thread created by the user u/SaltyOperation5419 appeared in the AskReddit community - and today it already has as many as 7.7K upvotes and over 3.4K various comments.
Most likely, the main feature of the thread is the question asked by the topic starter: "What’s something NSFW you’ll never tell your friends, but will tell the internet?” It’s incredible, but people are literally lining up to share their little dark secrets!
So even if some of these stories will inevitably turn out to be fakes and fabrications, in any case, we’re quite sure that a significant part of the tales collected in this list are the pure truth. Well, it will be all the more interesting to read all this.
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The very concept of NSFW, meaning "not safe for work" or "not suitable for work," usually means graphic or video content containing scenes of intimacy, violence, or other content unacceptable in a work environment, but in the conditions of the modern Internet, it has practically become a euphemism for intimate closeness.
This shorthand first appeared at the very beginning of the 21st century - already in 2003, its active use was observed on various online forums, and in 2009, it was actually standardized to denote various kinds of adult content. As of today, the term is already absolutely official and present in all academic dictionaries of the English language.
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It’s interesting that among the stories collected in this list, there are confessions of people in literally all kinds of adult activities - and some of the storytellers' accounts are not even throwaway ones. Perhaps, people really want to share something with others - to get some feedback, even if it’s from people they don’t know and will never know in their lives.
This once again emphasizes that we, people, still remain social beings, even if our social communication is often limited to the screens of our gadgets. But still, on the other side of the screen, there should be other human beings who will express their point of view regarding our revelations.
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Clean now.
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Most likely, this mechanism is associated with the hormone oxytocin, which is responsible for the state of pleasure, relaxation, and affection in the human body. Oxytocin usually relieves stress, both physiological and mental, and reduces anxiety and pain. In other words, a very necessary and useful hormone.
So, one of the factors that stimulates the production of oxytocin is precisely stories. The very perception of stories and storytelling. For example, Paul Zak, a famous American neuropsychologist and economist, in his 2012 book entitled "The Moral Molecule,” showed that there are special signals in our brain that reflect involvement in stories.
That is, if we "speak out" in a particular situation, or, conversely, join in the experience of other people, this can really stimulate relaxation and pleasure in us. Perhaps this is precisely what determines the popularity of such threads on the Internet.
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Edit. A Church Elder doesnt mean she was old. Its a post held by church goers in the Church of Scotland. She was 28 or 29 when we first 'met'. I was 34.
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In any case, we’re almost certain that you’ll simply be interested in reading these two dozen stories from a variety of people from all over the world. So now, please feel free to scroll this list to the very end. Who knows? Maybe add your own story in the comments below. After all, why not - as we’ve already said, people do love such plots and revelations.
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It's not like they're unattractive or anything, I just... mentally am not feeling up to it with them. It's kind of nice to go on dates and not have any expectations, but it's making me genuinely worried that I'm just not gonna find anyone that really lights my fire again.
It's probably just a matter of not having been a long enough time, but still. Idk, maybe I just need to stop for a while and work on other things.
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