Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are?
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!
#1 We’ve Got Infinite Chances
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together.
Do you want this universe to be one of them?
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#2 Heart racing, literally and figuratively
Blood is red.
Cyanosis is blue.
I get tachycardia
When I think of you.
Cyanosis is blue.
I get tachycardia
When I think of you.
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#3 You’re Basically My Elemental MVP
To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
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#4 Time literally stands still here
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
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#5 Science class but make it fun

Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
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#6 Magnetized and Not Sorry

You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
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#7 Gravity’s just an excuse
Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.
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#8 Science Just Got Personal

We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
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#9 Mutual Vibes, Newton Approved
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
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#10 Lowkey Crushing on Chemistry
My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.
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#11 Geometry jokes always hit different

You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.
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#12 Move over sugar, you shine brighter
You’re sweeter than fructose.
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#13 Wait, you actually wanna do that?
Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
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#14 Chemistry That’s Low-Key Flirty
If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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#15 Fluorescent and Unforgettable

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.
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#16 Guess who’s team RNA?
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
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#17 Low-key glowing, even in the dark
Are you the moon?
Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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#18 Flame Level: Expert Mode

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
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#19 Periodic Pickup Line, 10/10
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you look really CU-TE to me.
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#20 Chemistry That’s Actually Cute

Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.
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Are We Going To Do Some Gravity Experiments?
Love and physics seem to follow the same rule. Opposites attract each other. Want proof of that? Use some of these great pick-up lines, and you’ll see how your crush starts to be attracted to you. If that doesn’t work, try them out on someone else. Maybe they will be the positive ray to your negative game.



