There are places for humor, philosophy, arts and crafts, and so on. But there’s only one place where all these things can meet in one building: a school.
Among the many things taught there, a few more subjects, like friendships and relationships, are learned by young students themselves. And one thing that can help develop these connections is school jokes.
If you’re new and want to break the ice in conversations both with students and teachers, these jokes about school can surely come in handy. Of course, the jokes must be said at the right time and place to warrant a correct response. While it can be a great joke, an out-of-place one-liner might not get the best reception.
Many schools have their own meme culture, but cracking up students isn’t too strenuous a task. Schoolteachers, however, are a whole different story. But there’s absolutely no better feeling than cracking jokes for school so funny that even teachers can’t help but laugh at them.
So dive into this collection of funny school jokes and get cracking! Make sure to pick your timing right, though, for both students and teachers!
#101
What do ducks use for solving problems?
A quackulator!
A quackulator!
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#102
Which is the longest table in the math class?
The multiplication table.
The multiplication table.
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#103
What's the loudest thing on the first day? Silence right before the teacher says "Welcome back."
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#104

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The “C.”
The “C.”
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#105
Which building has the most stories?
The library!
The library!
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#106
Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a smartie!
To become a smartie!
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#107

What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.
Puts on a jacket.
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#108
What should you grow in a school garden?
Human beans!
Human beans!
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#109
What is the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
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#110

Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
It’s not right.
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#111
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
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#112
How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
By using a ruler.
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#113

Stevie: "Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!"
Mom: "That’s great. What in?"
Stevie: "A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling."
Mom: "That’s great. What in?"
Stevie: "A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling."
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#114
Mike: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Mike: Pop quizzes!
Josh: Beats me.
Mike: Pop quizzes!
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#115
Why is history a sweet subject?
Because it has many dates.
Because it has many dates.
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#116

T: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
S: A delicious fruit salad.
S: A delicious fruit salad.
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#117
Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
Because everything was marked down!
Because everything was marked down!
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#118
What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree?
Arithma-sticks.
Arithma-sticks.
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#119

What kind of teacher passes gas?
A tutor.
A tutor.
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#120
What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.
Owlgebra.
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