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107 Fun School Jokes For Kids And Adults Alike
Funny,JokesAPR 11, 2022

107 Fun School Jokes For Kids And Adults Alike

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Hate it all you want, but school does have its good moments from time to time. Say, a favorite teacher who always has your back, maybe a couple of friends to fool around with, or maybe even a discovered passion for sciences or arts. I know it doesn't make up for the unbearable uniformity and drudgery you must suffer for twelve very long years, but the least you can do is to laugh at these woes. It doesn't even matter if you still have a couple of years left or if this torture is way back in the past; you can always have some fun at the expense of your youthful naivete. So, here we are with our list of school jokes for kids and those who are kids at heart! Or are teachers in need of some jokes to distract a classroom full of savage wildlings.
So, from silly puns to lame jokes and jokes of such high quality it will astonish you, our collection is, indeed, a very comprehensive one. Say you need a funny joke about a snake in the classroom - you got one! Or maybe a joke about the teacher's pet? Guilty on more than one count! And let's not forget those clever jokes about letters, numbers, and all the rest that you might've encountered at school. So, whether you are a kid yourself, want to go back to those times, or wish you'd never entered the school system as a professional - there's an awesome joke meant just for you.
Now, let's check out our submissions, shall we? They are, just as always, a bit further down below. Once you are there, vote for the best school jokes, and don't forget to share this article with anyone who might find it relevant!

#1

What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Sky diving school.
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35points

#2

Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates.
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34points

#3

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm.
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33points

#4

Which building has the most stories? The library!
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32points

#5

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
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32points

#6

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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30points

#7

Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite? GeomeTREE.
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30points

#8

Why did the echo get detention the first day? It kept answering back.
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26points

#9

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
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24points

#10

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
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24points

#11

Why isn’t there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much.
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23points

#12

Why did the student bring scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut class.
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23points

#13

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.
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22points

#14

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
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21points

#15

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
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21points

#16

What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Getting lost.
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21points

#17

Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet.
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20points

#18

What happened when the teacher tied all the kid's shoe laces together? They had a class trip!
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20points

#19

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. What was that? My homework!
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19points

#20

What does a snake learn in school? Hissstory.
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18points
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