There are places for humor, philosophy, arts and crafts, and so on. But there’s only one place where all these things can meet in one building—a school. Among many things that are being taught there, a few more subjects, like friendships and relationships, are learned by the young students themselves. And one thing that can help develop these connections are school jokes.
If you’re new and want to break the ice in conversations both with students and teachers, these jokes about school can surely come in handy. Of course, the jokes must be said at the right time and place to warrant a correct response. While it can be a great joke, an out-of-place one-liner might not get the best reception.
Many schools have their own meme culture, but cracking up students isn’t too strenuous of a task. Schoolteachers, however, are a whole different story. But there’s absolutely no better feeling than cracking jokes for school so funny that even teachers can’t help but laugh at them.
So dive into this collection of funny school jokes and get cracking! Make sure to pick your timings right though, both for students and teachers!
#1

Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Pencil-vania.
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#2
Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.
Because it tocks too much.
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#3

Which animal cheats in the exams?
Cheatah.
Cheatah.
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#4
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees.
Because it already had a million degrees.
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#5
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher’s pet.
Because he was the teacher’s pet.
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#6
How much do computers eat for lunch?
A byte.
A byte.
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#7
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssssstory.
Hisssssstory.
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#8

Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler.
A ruler.
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#9
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Spelling!
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#10

Why don’t giraffes go to elementary school?
Because they go to high school.
Because they go to high school.
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#11
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Mathachussets.
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#12
A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
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#13

Why was the cafeteria clock behind on the first day?
It kept going back four seconds.
It kept going back four seconds.
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#14
Why do math books always look so sad?
They are full of problems.
They are full of problems.
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#15
What did the pen say to the pencil?
"What’s your point?"
"What’s your point?"
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#16

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A bookworm.
A bookworm.
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#17
What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoelaces together?
They had a big class trip.
They had a big class trip.
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#18
Why did the student bring scissors to school?
Because he wanted to cut class.
Because he wanted to cut class.
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#19

How do bees go to school?
By school buzz.
By school buzz.
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#20
Why is beer never served at a math party?
Because you should never drink and derive.
Because you should never drink and derive.
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