Kids have absolutely no problem telling grown-ups what they think. When they're young, it's because they don’t know how to be anything but honest, and when they're older, it's because they believe they're never gonna turn into us.
So when Reddit user Sundriedsandles asked everyone on the platform, "What's the most savage thing you heard a child say to an adult?" the replies came pouring in. From insulting our appearance to questioning our life choices, here's what the little ones are capable of.
#21
Adult teaching child.
Child trying to re explain what the adult is saying.
The adult correcting the child.
The child, "What language do you speak?"
Adult, "Uh...English. Same as you."
Child, "If we both speak English, why don't you understand what I am saying??"
Brought to you by a 5 year old in kindergarten.
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74points
#22
When speaking my second language, a six year old told me "You don't sound like you're foreign, you just sound like there's something wrong with your mouth."
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73points
#23
My three year old daughter walked up to a man in a wheelchair whilst we were in the supermarket, looked him straight in the face and said “You’re too old for a pram”
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70points
#24
When I was around 4 or 5 we went to Canada to attend my grandfathers funeral. It was a long time coming so my grandmother had been handling it well. We stayed up there for about 2 weeks after since it was summer and we usually spent august up there anyways, but this time as we were pulling out of the driveway to head back south I leaned out the window and shouted "Bye Grandma! Love you! Don't die now!"
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65points
#25
was chilling at a wedding, the bridesmaids were sitting there with the 5 year old flower girl. one of the bridesmaids said she wished she would be the next to get married and the flower girl said "no becky you are too ugly to get married". i burst out laughing.
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64points
#26
In my younger 20s I had horrible acne. I was a cashier at CVS. A customer's young daughter asked me why I had so many bug bites on my face. It took all my strength to not cry in front of that customer.
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63points
#27
My sister looked at me and said, "you look like you're pregnant, but you're not"
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61points
#28
My little brother asked if he’d have a mustache like me when he grew up. I’m a girl.
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61points
#29
My 10 year old daughter told me, "it's okay mom - there are lots of people more chubby than you."
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#30
When my brother was 3 or 4, I told him about Buerger Disease, so he would approach smoking strangers in the park and inform them that they will have to have their leg cut off...
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