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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer

138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer

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You know, when we made our fancy little list of Christmas jokes, we noticed that one person (entity? deity?) wasn’t getting as much attention as he deserved. After all, he’s the main character in the festivities (sorry, Baby Jesus), and he should be getting his own list full of cool jokes. In addition to the one that he has on good/bad children, that is. So, to correct our shoddy faux pas, we’ve created another list, one that is rightfully dedicated to Santa jokes.
Now, what should you expect from these Santa Claus jokes, you might be wondering. Well, for starters, a good chunk of wits about his ungodly addiction to cookies and milk. However, we all know that he secretly does prefer a slice of pizza and a cold refreshing beverage. From that stems another good chunk of funny Santa jokes, and those are the ones on the improbable ratio of our beloved Father Christmas’ waist to the circumference of a regular-sized chimney. And what if there’s no chimney at all? A question unanswered yet often pondered on. And lastly, these jokes about Santa touch on the subject of him traveling at the speed of light (or even faster?) in his reindeer sleigh, visiting all the children around the globe and surveilling you all year round while you’re asleep. Lots of things to think and laugh about!
Right-o, our comprehensive collection of Santa jokes is just a teensy scroll down below, and you should absolutely check them out. Once you do, be sure to give the best jokes your vote so they’ll find their way to the top ranks of this list. And lastly, share this article with your family and friends! That is, if you’d like to!

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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
It was on the house.
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#2

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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#3

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.
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#4

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson.
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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer
What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?
He was feeling claus-trophobic.
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#6

Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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#7

Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
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#8

Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
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#9

What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer
What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"?
Santa Claus walking backwards.
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#11

How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
"I have no eye deer."
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#12

Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?
Because he's an elf-made man.
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#13

Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?
Saint Knicker-less!
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#14

How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer
What do you call a crab that eats mince pies?
Santa Claws.
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#16

What secret society would Santa never be a part of?
The Illuminaughty!
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#17

What do you call Santa on a break?
Santa pause.
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#18

What would you get if Santa was crossed with Sherlock?
Santa clues.
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#19

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws.
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138 Santa Jokes, Because There’s Never Enough Of Christmas Cheer
What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad.
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