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30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Funny,FailsOCT 16, 2024

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created

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If there’s one thing the world will never run short of, it’s human stupidity. Spend just a few minutes online and you’ll find plenty of evidence, but this recent Reddit thread might be the best example yet.
Here, people gathered to share the most ridiculous rules they’ve encountered, all of which exist because someone once made a shockingly dumb decision. Scroll down to enjoy these hilarious precedents, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites—they deserve some credit for making us all feel a little smarter!

#1

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Taking your shoes off going through airport security because one guy had a sneaker that contained a small explosive. Thank god he didn’t hide a bomb up his a*s.
144points

#2

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
On almost every clothes iron in the United States there is a warning label to “not iron your clothes while wearing them.” I assume there’s a few stories behind that warning.
143points

The replies in this Reddit thread might have you doubting the existence of common sense, but they’re nothing short of entertaining. Bored Panda connected with the post’s creator, u/seequelbeepwell, to find out what inspired them to ask the question.

“I was watching YouTube videos about life in Japan and noticed how much trust they place in people to do the right thing,” they told us. “It got me thinking that maybe Western culture is different because we seem to have a few bad apples that end up creating most of the rules.”

To their surprise, the responses didn’t quite match their expectations. “I would’ve thought Florida would come up more, but Alabama seemed to take the crown,” they said. “A lot of people were venting about work-related rules. Reddit is on the side of the lady who spilled McDonald’s coffee on herself.”

#3

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
I worked in an office where one numb nut decided to take his lunch break at 4pm everyday so he could leave early. Manager said to stop doing that. So he quit taking a lunch break Monday-Thursday. On Friday, he took all 5 lunch breaks at once and went home at noon. After that the manager assigned everyone a lunch break time. If you didn’t take it during your assigned hour you did not get a lunch break. It felt like the most Mickey Mouse middle school rule ever. Magically, that rule went away after numb nut was fired a couple of months later.

ETA: We were a customer-facing department. We had to ensure coverage for walk ins, appointments, phone calls, etc. if this wasn’t the case I doubt manager would have cared when we took lunch.
121points

#4

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
There was a rule against hanging off pipes at an old job because someone tried doing chin-ups on them. Pulled the pipes out of their bracketing and flooded the entire building.
116points

#5

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Warning tags on Halloween costumes “this cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly”.
111points

One Redditor, u/ribbediguana, shared a particularly funny story about her office banning post-its after someone missed an important message. She gave us the full scoop on what led to the unexpected rule change.

“It was a very small recruitment company,” she explained. “Honestly, the person who wrote the note could’ve just delivered the information directly. A client called in on a Friday, right before lunch, needing a temp for Monday. The person who was supposed to handle it—the one who received the post-it—was out at a client lunch. Back then, if you weren’t out drinking with clients on a Friday, you weren’t working hard enough!”

“The person who took the message left the post-it on her co-worker’s desk,” she continued. “But it wasn’t seen, the role didn’t get filled, and it made the company look bad. The business owner was furious on Monday, and a lot of passive aggression filled our tiny office of just five people.”

The fallout was intense. “The person who lost the message was demoted for a month, losing out on commission. The co-worker who missed the note quit shortly after. I didn’t last long either—the whole thing was a neon red flag for the emotional state of the business owner.”

#6

Decades ago, I was shopping at a toy store, looking for a Lego table. I found a flat Lego table box, picture of two kids sitting at the table (fully constructed). The label read, I s**t you not, “children not included” .
107points

#7

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Employees must wear appropriate undergarments. As the manager at the time, I was involved in too many conversations that were part of what eventually led to this policy. No underwear with see through pants, bras showing, visibly lacking bras, underwear visible through clothes, strings pretending to be underwear that were visible above pants. I feel like I’ve seen it all. I counseled many employees on professional attire.
107points

#8

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
My Alma mater now has a line in the student handbook that charcoal grills are not permitted in the dorm rooms.
94points

After the post-it ban, the company’s solution was to use a carbon copy phone message pad and still leave the note on the desk, but follow it up with an email. “Yet, there were no changes to the rule about getting tipsy with clients on a Friday!” u/ribbediguana said.

“And that was only the beginning,” she added. “The business owner also told us we needed to ‘look more expensive’—this coming from someone who constantly had food on her shirt and stockings around her ankles.”

This rule was put in place thanks to a recruiter who dared to wear flat shoes to a client visit. “We were told we had to wear stilettos, suits, cufflinks, and jackets—even in 104-degree weather,” u/ribbediguana said.

In the end, it seemed the boss was the common problem. “She was a mess,” u/ribbediguana summarized. “I’ve worked at three recruitment firms, and they all had the same type of women running the show. Let’s just say, I’m not a fan of recruitment anymore!”

#9

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
The "no drinking allowed at work" rule at my job is because of me back when I was an alcoholic.

Before that it wasn't an official rule because they just assumed everyone would realize it wasn't allowed.

Got it written in the handbook and everything! I'm a bringer of change.
92points

#10

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Man it makes my stomach hurt thinking about this - but all those signs at the Hoover Dam that tell you not to put your dog on the railing… How many puppies fell in the Hoover Damn for this sign to exist?!
87points

#11

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
I worked in a place where post it notes were banned. Because a person once wrote something important, and stuck it on another persons desk but it fell off.
84points

As for u/seequelbeepwell, they don’t think it’s the rules themselves that are ridiculous, but rather when people knowingly dismiss them. “For example, I ate expired salad dressing the other day,” they confessed. “I saw the expiration date and still went ahead with it. Let’s just say it was one of those bathroom moments that required a shower afterward.”

“On that note, I think my next post will be the opposite,” said u/seequelbeepwell. “What are some everyday goods and services that seem like they were created specifically for idiots?”

And we at Bored Panda can’t wait to see that one—stay tuned!

#12

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Label on engine oil: “not safe for human consumption.” Thanks, Fast and the Furious.
83points

#13

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. I love to know WHY IN THE HELL IS THAT A LAW.
83points

#14

Where I used to work they sent round a company wide email (50 odd stores) banning carrier bags from the warehouse because someone slipped on one and broke their leg. She actually broke it because we were roller skating in the warehouse and put slipped on a bag in the accident book because we didn't know what else to say.
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81points

#15

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
We have to keep the loading dock doors closed at work because somebody decided it was a short cut. We have a long loading bay where the trucks back all the way inside by a couple truck lengths and some lady tried to drive all the way through. She hit the dock and destroyed her car and the dock plate, which was impressive because its a huge steel plate. So now we have to keep the doors closed no matter how hot it gets.
75points

#16

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
You can't take pictures in the ossuary at Kutna Hora anymore because someone took pictures of themselves kissing and whatever else to the bones.
69points

#17

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
In our theater, we had to make the “no throwing tools” rule. Which you would think that’d be OBVIOUS, but no. Apparently common sense isn’t that common anymore
69points

#18

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
Climbing on the rail on a cruise ship can get you banned for life.
68points

#19

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
An operator in the control room of a power plant was caught sleeping during his shift. The resulting rule was outlawing any napping/sleeping anywhere on site at any time. Not at breaks or lunchtime, at your desk, in your office or in your car in the parking lot at lunch. And to top it off, keep your office door open at all times to show that you’re working at your desk. They could have just said not to sleep in the control room, but that would be singling a person out.
64points

#20

30 Times Idiots Did Something That Wasn’t Against The Rules So A Rule Was Created
One rule that stands out is the "no food in the computer lab" policy—thankfully, I wasn’t the one who spilled a soda all over the equipment! Sometimes, one person’s mistake leads to valuable lessons for everyone.
60points
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