Ahhh, rocks - the blandest things on Earth. They lay around for millennia without doing much. They come in the bleakest shades of gray, and they impose their authority by being basically immobile. Also, by inflicting pain on your big toe if you're not careful enough. On the other hand, the same qualities make them unbelievably funny. Don't believe it? Well then, check out these impossible rock jokes we've compiled on this list and try to keep a stone-cold face while reading them. We double dare you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
Well then, are you ready for some very charming stone jokes that we've prepared? If so, scroll on down below and check them out! After you're done reading and have cleaned the fountains of joyous tears from your cheeks, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#81
What do you call a dubious rock?
A shamrock.
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#82

What do geologists use for hygiene?
Geoderant.
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#83
What did the geologist girlfriend tell her boyfriend before breaking up?
It's not you; it's the fault in our stars.
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#84
What can't minerals lie?
Because they're in their pure form.
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#85

Why was the geologist unable to figure out the age of the newly discovered rock?
Because they couldn't get an app-rocks-imate reading of the period.
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#86
Why was the geologist so stunned at his fame?
Because it was a meteoric rise!
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#87
Why are igneous rocks hipsters?
Because they were magma before it was cool!
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#88

Why was the limestone arrested?
For Basalt and Battery.
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#89
Why are limestones ignored?
Because they're too chalkative for their liking.
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#90
What did the miner say when he was asked to take over his friend's shift?
"Don't quarry I've got this!"
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#91

What happened to the rock after continuous hours of interrogation?
It finally cracked!
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#92
Why were the limestones inseparable?
Because they were a tufa one deal!
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#93
Why was the rock hesitant to start his work?
Because he was stuck in corundum!
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#94

What happens when you throw a stone at a phone?
It gets bricked!
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#95
What do geologists use to clean themselves?
Soapstone.
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#96
What is a geologist's favorite breakfast?
Granola-r.
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#97

Why was the geologist displeased with his birthday gift?
Because all he got was a lousy chert!
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#98
How do you get a geologist girlfriend?
You best esker out!
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#99
What do baby rock wear?
Diapirs.
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#100
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cirque.
Cirque who?
Cirque and you will find it!
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