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143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
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143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland

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Ahhh, rocks - the blandest things on Earth. They lay around for millennia without doing much. They come in the bleakest shades of gray, and they impose their authority by being basically immobile. Also, by inflicting pain on your big toe if you're not careful enough. On the other hand, the same qualities make them unbelievably funny. Don't believe it? Well then, check out these impossible rock jokes we've compiled on this list and try to keep a stone-cold face while reading them. We double dare you.

So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!

If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.

Well then, are you ready for some very charming stone jokes that we've prepared? If so, scroll on down below and check them out! After you're done reading and have cleaned the fountains of joyous tears from your cheeks, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends. 

#1

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
Why was the geologist sad?
Because his marriage was on the rocks.
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#2

What do lazy rocks do?
Sit around all day getting stoned.
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#3

Which magazine do rocks subscribe to?
The Rolling Stone.
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#4

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?
Nice ash!
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#5

My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
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#6

What do you call it when two carbons are in a relationship?
Carbon dating.
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#7

Why was the sedimentary rock collection so cheap?
Because it was on Shale.
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#8

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
What did the rock do when it rolled down the road?
It rock 'n' rolled.
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#9

Why were the rock couple breaking up?
Because they took each other for granite.
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11points

#10

Why was the geologist confused at the new mineral he discovered?
Because its whereabouts weren't crystal clear.
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#11

Why did the two volcanoes face problems in their relationship?
Because they were star crossed lavas.
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#12

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
Why did the rock decide to hit the gym?
Because he wanted to be bigger and boulder.
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#13

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
Why did the rock couple break up?
Because they couldn't comet to each other.
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#14

What do you call a criminal rock?
Scum of the Earth.
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#15

Where do the posh stones live?
Rockefeller Street!
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#16

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
What do you call a rock that bunks school?
A skipping stone.
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#17

What is rock's favorite fruit?
A pome-granite.
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#18

Why was the gemstone scared for his exams?
Because he thought he wasn't going topaz.
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#19

143 Rock Jokes That Are Anything But Bland
Why don't the giant limestones like the smaller ones?
Because they don't like small chalk.
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#20

Why was the coal's alibi suspicious?
Because it wasn't crystal clear.
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