A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.
What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.
Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!
#1

"The worst part of stopping during a road trip is knowing all the idiots you've passed are once again getting ahead of you."
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55points
#2
"The first 30 minutes of any road trip is spent mentally cataloging everything you forgot to pack."
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35points
#3
"Hour 10 in the car: 7yo is singing "I Believe I Can Fly" only replacing "fly" with poop. At the top of his lungs, of course. Kill me plz."
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32points
#4
There’s nothing better than sleeping through a road trip. Even though they keep repeating “Keep your eyes on the road”.
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#6
"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."
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27points
#8
"Any vacation with kids is basically just a cross country tour of various gas station bathrooms."
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#9
"If you’re not consistently driving 7-9mph above the speed limit, are you REALLY living your most efficient life??"
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#10
“I get emotionally attached to the cars ahead of me on long road trips.”
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#11
Road trip rules:
1) I control the radio while I'm driving.
2) I control the radio while you're driving.
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26points
#12

"Traveling with kids: For people who want to travel, but don't want to be happy."
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#13
"An hour after our last stop I decide to look back and see if we have all the kids."
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22points
#14
"I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore. He can be such a bark seat driver."
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#15

“The best part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination … it’s fast food along the way…”
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#16
"Spends 5 hours packing & loading the car for family road trip. Child forgets to wear shoes."
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19points
#17
"They say you shouldn't drive distracted... That's why I make my kids run alongside the car."
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19points
#18
"Parenting tip: Rent a limo for road trips, so when your kids start to drive you nuts, you can just roll up the back seat divider."
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#19
“It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.”
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#20

"I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system told me: “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”"
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