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“He Almost Ate It”: 64 Times People Were Unlucky Or Dumb Enough To End Up In Dangerous Situations
CuriositiesJUN 4, 2026

“He Almost Ate It”: 64 Times People Were Unlucky Or Dumb Enough To End Up In Dangerous Situations

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We can think of close calls as occasional reminders from the universe of how fragile life can be — that if you had zagged instead of zigging, you could’ve gotten seriously hurt, or worse.
These people would know, as they shared photos of their near misses that could’ve easily turned disastrous. Here they were, narrowly escaping a trip to the ER, even a visit from the Grim Reaper, and posting their stories online for the entire world to see.
The stories on this list are rather riveting, as you will see as you scroll through.

#1 Crazy Awesome Beautiful Campsite. Storm Came In And Made My Hair Stand Up

Crazy Awesome Beautiful Campsite. Storm Came In And Made My Hair Stand Up
BETLJCE:
Isn't that foreshadowing of lightning thinking about touching u?
50points

#2 Encountered One In The Wild Today. Look Closely, You’ll See The Driver. He Almost Rear Ended Me Twice. I Got Out After The Second Time And Snapped This Beauty

Encountered One In The Wild Today. Look Closely, You’ll See The Driver. He Almost Rear Ended Me Twice. I Got Out After The Second Time And Snapped This Beauty
unknown:
What goes through these people's minds when they decide to drive like that? "Hm, I can't see well, but I can kinda see the road, so that's enough for me!" Like, seriously, it takes less than 5 minutes to get your car rid of snow most of the time.
47points

#3 My Sister's Tires

My Sister's Tires
My sister continued to drive despite the bouncing until the point that it was bouncing out of her seat. Can’t believe her tire didn’t blow out cause her to wreck.
46points

While some of the stories on this list are complete accidents that blindsided people, many are potentially perilous situations caused by human error. As noted in a January report by the Occupational Health & Safety magazine (OHS), 80-90% of serious workplace injuries are caused by misjudgments or unsafe behavioral choices.

#4 Is This Raccoon Rabid? I Had To Move It, And I Got Bit And Bled

Is This Raccoon Rabid? I Had To Move It, And I Got Bit And Bled
Boa-in-a-bowl:
If you got bitten, get to the ER for post-exposure treatment NOW. Rabies is a guaranteed sentence if it advances to the point of being symptomatic, and it is one of the most horrific ways to go imaginable.
42points

#5 Rule Of Nature: If It Has Bright And Unique Color Don’t Touch It Because It’s Most Likely Venomous

Rule Of Nature: If It Has Bright And Unique Color Don’t Touch It Because It’s Most Likely Venomous
ItsMeLunden:
Certified nerd & animal lover here, looks like a Portuguese or pacific man o’ war. It’s not a true jellyfish (same phylum), and it’s made up of a colony of separate organisms. They do deliver venomous stings, and they’re VERY painful, so if you see one pls don’t touch.
41points

#6 Danger?

Danger?
As I’ve been digging through the old medical bottles I’ve been lucky to land, this curious one caught my eye. Anyone able to shed some light on this? For context, it’s from the estate of a gentleman who was a pharmacist approx 85-100 years ago. Also, as I sort and prepare these bottles for sale, what’s standard practice regarding bottles that are still full? Examples could include something like formaldehyde, or something less poisonous like castor oil.

flipfloppery:
I used to work with HF:
DO NOT OPEN IT. DO NOT TOUCH IT.
A spill on just 2% of your skin surface WILL cause cardiac arrest through the blocking of calcium channels in your heart muscle.
It is not a strong acid (doesn't disassociate fully in aqueous solution due to the strength of the H-F bond), but it reacts with most things.
A spill on your skin won't initially be noticed, partly because it is not a strong acid, and partly because it blocks sodium channels that allow you to feel pain.
When I used this, it was in a fume hood... while wearing a clean room suit, a PTFE-coated suit, nitrile gloves with fluoropolymer gloves over them, goggles, and a face shield.
I cannot stress how dangerous this is; even a slight accident with this can easily be fatal.
39points

The report also noted that 96% of all workplace accidents begin with unsafe behavior. Likewise, it highlighted that despite improved regulations, smarter equipment, and better data systems that companies provide and implement, careless workers can still hurt people. 

#7 Is This Poisonous Hemlock?

Is This Poisonous Hemlock?
Yesterday I ate a tiny piece of the root, thinking it was a carrot. Probably about the size of a piece of Mike and Ike candy, maybe a little smaller. It was sweet and delicious. I thought it smelled like a carrot at the time. I picked a much larger piece today, but figured I should verify. Not eating anymore!! Central Indiana

Edit: Don't be me!! Identified, went to ER. Somehow survived eating Poisonous Hemlock! 10/10 don't recommend.
38points

#8 Man Catches And Handles An Extremely Venomous Yellow Bellied Sea Snake, Unaware Of What It Is

Man Catches And Handles An Extremely Venomous Yellow Bellied Sea Snake, Unaware Of What It Is
While not the most venomous snake in the world, the yellow-bellied sea snake still has venom nearly as potent as a coastal taipan. And there’s no specific antivenom for this species. So you’ll just have to hope beaked sea snake antivenom is available (which has been tested as effective for the yellow belly), which is only produced in Australia. So I think it’s safe to say this wasn’t just engagement bait.
38points

#9 Glowing Stove Pipe

Glowing Stove Pipe
First fire in ~4 months. Mostly pine. Started slow and then loaded it up after an hour. I’ve NEVER had the stove pipe glowing like this! It freaked us out a bit. And upstairs got pretty smoky (but the smoke didn’t seem to be coming from the stove… but?? Through the chimney wall??).
Also, for context, we have a chimney liner, but almost all of the vermiculite insulation in the chimney has fallen over the last few months. Any insight here??

cornerzcan:
Hot glowing stove pipe and smoke that didn’t seem to come from the wood in the stove - shut the air to the stove down and CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!!
34points

“Human behavior rarely exists in isolation. Workers make decisions within systems shaped by deadlines, fatigue, supervision quality, training design, and organizational culture,” an excerpt from the OHS report reads. 

#10 I Had A Close Call Today

I Had A Close Call Today
I found this during today’s trek in the Mala Fatra mountain range in Slovakia. I’d been eating different, familiar berries throughout the day (wild raspberries, blueberries), and they tasted delicious, better than anything you can buy in the shops. So when I saw this appetising-looking berry, I thought, “Why not try it?” Like an idiot.
Well, I did try it: I broke the skin and tasted just a tiny drop of juice. It was sweet, very inviting. Luckily, before I popped the whole thing into my mouth, something made me pull out my phone and use Google Lens. Sure enough, up came a warning about the highly toxic nature of deadly nightshade.
A lot of spitting followed.

It’s been a few hours since then, and I haven’t had any symptoms beyond an unusually dry mouth (which could just have been dehydration after a long hike). But I’ve definitely learned my lesson: I won’t be stuffing random, unfamiliar berries or plants into my mouth ever again.
34points

#11 Growing On The Banks Of The River

Growing On The Banks Of The River
I'm worried it's giant hogweed, but I don't think it is. Grows tall (I am 6 feet 4, although it's on the bank and I am in the water)

justmeinthenight:
Hemlock water dropwort, or Oenanthe crocata, very poisonous. Used to be used to euthanise elderly people and execute criminals. Causes muscle spasms and pulls the face into a creepy Sardonic smile. Don't eat, please!
33points

#12 Hired A Contractor To Remodel My Master Bathroom

Hired A Contractor To Remodel My Master Bathroom
Is this ok?

hungryepiphyte:
You hired a cremation specialist.
33points

Close calls should never be ignored just because no one got seriously hurt. Instead, they should be viewed as a lesson learned to prevent a potential disaster in the future. 

This is why Harvard Business School professor Amy Edmondson advocates a company culture that treats near-misses as a “goldmine” of learning opportunities to be openly discussed rather than avoided.

#13 They Probably Know, But Still

They Probably Know, But Still
For those who do not know, it is a stone fish. It has spines on the back of it that are highly venomous.
Report
33points

#14 Family Refuses To Acknowledge That The Lint Trap Needs Emptying

Family Refuses To Acknowledge That The Lint Trap Needs Emptying
This is a minimum of five loads worth of lint. How do they look at this and think, “Yeah, that’ll sort itself out”?
It took ten seconds to clean.

TankApprehensive3053:
Explain to them that clothes will dry faster when the filter is clean. And trapped lint is highly flammable and causes house fires.
32points

#15 Mold In My Bathroom And My Parents Are In Denial

Mold In My Bathroom And My Parents Are In Denial
My family and I moved into our house like 12 years ago, and ever since we got here, there’s been this mold on the ceiling of our bathroom. I’ve tried telling my parents this is a really concerning amount of mold, but they refuse to believe me and get VERY upset when it’s brought up. Please confirm this is as bad as I think it is, so I can show them. Or am I overreacting, maybe??


Ill-Television8690:
Your best bet is probably doing some research on the effects of repeated mold exposure (maybe even specifically as it affects growing children) and trying to persuade them to understand that you're being set up for health emergencies.
32points

“In organizations like Toyota, where they recognize the richness of the almost-failure and recognize that those are free learning opportunities, people are more likely to speak up, and everyone learns,” Edmonson said

#16 Came Home To My Mom Boiling Bleach To Clean A Pan Of Some Burnt Sugar, Creating A Highly Toxic Gas

Came Home To My Mom Boiling Bleach To Clean A Pan Of Some Burnt Sugar, Creating A Highly Toxic Gas
I took the pic after she drained the bleach.

Deleted:
Sir, ma'am, Helen Keller, whatever the hell you are. Your mom just accidentally waged chemical warfare on anyone in the house. This is not mildly infuriating; this is insane.
31points

#17 Neighbors Leaving Lit Candles Unattended Outside Apartment Doors

Neighbors Leaving Lit Candles Unattended Outside Apartment Doors
Not even sure how to approach this situation. It feels very unsafe to leave candles lit on a carpeted floor.
Report
30points

#18 The Blade In Our Potato Chipper Broke Off And Got Lodged In A Fry

The Blade In Our Potato Chipper Broke Off And Got Lodged In A Fry
It managed to get fried and served to a customer unnoticed until he almost ate it. Thank god it was sticking out enough for him to see it before he could sue us.
30points

#19 Magnesium Shavings On Fire From Welding Sparks

Magnesium Shavings On Fire From Welding Sparks
Fire… Fire!!! Magnesium puts out an insane amount of heat. Not much you can do but let it burn out.

SauceOnTheBrain:
Might want to invest in a class D extinguisher
29points

#20 My Parents Came Back Home To This. Almost Burned Their House Down With This Concave Mirror

My Parents Came Back Home To This. Almost Burned Their House Down With This Concave Mirror
Dang. Luckily, my parents came home before real disaster struck.
29points
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