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365 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives
Funny,ParentingMAY 10, 2018

365 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives

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Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1 Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
268points

#2 I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
234points

#3 Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"
229points

#4 Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her
219points

#5 I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
186points

#6 Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
186points

#7 He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
184points

#8 I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup
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180points

#9 We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
167points

#10 He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
139points

#11 She Farted And Got A Fright

She Farted And Got A Fright
133points

#12 There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
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132points

#13 The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control
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130points

#14 I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
127points

#15 When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
125points

#16 He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
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122points

#17 He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down
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111points

#18 Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
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111points

#19 Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
110points

#20 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He  Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He  Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
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