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30 Times Bosses Wrote Up Their Workers For Absurd Reasons And Got Shamed For It Online
Social IssuesAUG 10, 2022

30 Times Bosses Wrote Up Their Workers For Absurd Reasons And Got Shamed For It Online

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American companies are facing unprecedented challenges trying to find enough employees. According to the latest data, there are over 10 million job openings in the U.S. but only around 6 million unemployed workers.
As the country experiences a labor shortage, people are expressing their desire for livable wages, reasonable hours, remote work, healthcare, and it doesn't seem like they are asking for too much. However, some higher-ups still don't get the memo.
To show just how much some bosses are detached from reality, we at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most absurd write-ups they gave their employees. Apparently, toilet breaks and even tying up your shoelace can get you in trouble now.

#1 Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness
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164points

#2 Subpoenaed As A Witness And Written Up For Obeying Court Subpoena. We Live In Hell

Subpoenaed As A Witness And Written Up For Obeying Court Subpoena. We Live In Hell
132points

At the height of the pandemic, more than 120,000 businesses closed, and more than 30 million U.S. workers were unemployed. Since then, job openings have steadily increased, while unemployment has slowly declined.

Then, in 2021, employers ended up adding an unprecedented 3.8 million jobs. But at the same time, millions of Americans have left the labor force. In fact, there are more than three million fewer Americans participating in the labor force today compared to February of 2020.

#3 My Buddy Got Written Up At Work After Some Complaints. His Supervisor Thought It Was Hilarious Though

My Buddy Got Written Up At Work After Some Complaints. His Supervisor Thought It Was Hilarious Though
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130points

#4 Wearing AirPods

Wearing AirPods
122points

#5 I Was Written Up For Being Late To Work

I Was Written Up For Being Late To Work
99points

Right now, the labor force participation rate is 62.1% (down from 63.3% in February 2020). And there are multiple reasons why workers are sitting out.

The U.S. Chamber surveyed unemployed people who lost their jobs during the pandemic on what is keeping them from returning to work. One in three (33%) women indicated that the need to be home and care for children or other family members has made the return to work difficult or impossible. More than a quarter (28%) of men noted that their industry was still suffering and not enough good jobs were not available to return to work.

The survey also revealed some are still concerned about COVID-19 at work, indicated that pay is too low, or said they are more focused on acquiring new skills and education before re-entering the job market.

#6 Written Up For Throwing Up At Work And Not Being Able To Afford A Doctors Note To Explain Why

Written Up For Throwing Up At Work And Not Being Able To Afford A Doctors Note To Explain Why
88points

#7 Got Written Up

Got Written Up
86points

#8 My Boss

My Boss
86points

#9 Found On Facebook. Someone From My Town Got Written Up, Suspended For A Day For Helping Save His Family From Eastern Kentucky Flood

Found On Facebook. Someone From My Town Got Written Up, Suspended For A Day For Helping Save His Family From Eastern Kentucky Flood
82points

Enhanced unemployment benefits, stimulus checks, and not being able to go out and spend money during the lockdown all contributed to Americans collectively adding $4 trillion to their savings accounts since the start of 2020.

The extra few hundred dollars a week from enhanced unemployment benefits (which ended in Sept. 2021), specifically, led to 68% of claimants earning more on unemployment than they did while working.

#10 Added To The Schedule 6 Minutes Before The Start Of The Shift And Got Written Up For Being Late. I'm So Done At This Point

Added To The Schedule 6 Minutes Before The Start Of The Shift And Got Written Up For Being Late. I'm So Done At This Point
80points

#11 Ageism

Ageism
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79points

#12 Got Written Up While Off The Clock…

Got Written Up While Off The Clock…
76points

#13 Covid Nurse

Covid Nurse
75points

In the Chamber's survey, 28% of women cited others in the family making enough money that working full-time is not as critical as the reason they have not re-entered the workforce.

For comparison, just 17% of men said the same. But overall, higher ncome and savings bolstered people's economic stability—allowing them to continue sitting out of the labor force.

#14 Boss Couldn't Find Time To Discuss A Raise. So I Started Informing Customers Of My Low Pay. Got Wrote Up So I Stole All The Write UPS & Trashed Them, Kept Mine Because I Was Proud Of This

Boss Couldn't Find Time To Discuss A Raise. So I Started Informing Customers Of My Low Pay. Got Wrote Up So I Stole All The Write UPS & Trashed Them, Kept Mine Because I Was Proud Of This
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71points

#15 Not Me, But I Had To Do This To Some Other Poor Schmuck

Not Me, But I Had To Do This To Some Other Poor Schmuck
68points

#16 This Was Several Years Back, But My Gm Used To Post Notes Like This All Over The Place. Yes, Employees Got Written Up For Having Water Bottles Under The Registers. He Ended Up Getting Fired For Stealing Money From The Store, Apparently

This Was Several Years Back, But My Gm Used To Post Notes Like This All Over The Place. Yes, Employees Got Written Up For Having Water Bottles Under The Registers. He Ended Up Getting Fired For Stealing Money From The Store, Apparently
63points

#17 Written Up

Written Up
55points

Also, as of October 2021, the pandemic drove more than 3 million adults into early retirement. In all, the number of adults 55 and older being detached from the labor force due to retirement grew from 48.1% in Q3 of 2019 to 50.3% in Q3 2021.

#18 I Got Written Up For Being 20 Minutes Late Friday (We Start At 6). From My Boss This Morning:

I Got Written Up For Being 20 Minutes Late Friday (We Start At 6). From My Boss This Morning:
52points

#19 My Friend's Kid Dawson Is Savage. He Was Written Up At Work So He Posted It, But Not Before He Spell Checked It

My Friend's Kid Dawson Is Savage. He Was Written Up At Work So He Posted It, But Not Before He Spell Checked It
52points

#20 I Was "Written Up" For Very Minor Stuff

I Was "Written Up" For Very Minor Stuff
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51points
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