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30 Times People Decided To Sell Something Incredibly Unhinged On FB Marketplace
Funny,FailsMAR 31, 2025

30 Times People Decided To Sell Something Incredibly Unhinged On FB Marketplace

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It’s frequently said that one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, in the case of selling used items, it can sometimes be the opposite - one man’s treasure can seem like trash to others. From duct tape shoes to quadruplet peanut and sauce packets, the things we want to sell don’t always appear buy-worthy to others.
 Below, the Bored Panda team gathered some of the most ridiculous items people tried selling on Facebook Marketplace. Scroll down to discover them, but be warned that some of them might be impossible to unsee.

#1 I Would Of Bought That In One Breath

I Would Of Bought That In One Breath
47points

#2 I Have No Comment

I Have No Comment
46points

#3 Jason Stathom Cheetah

Jason Stathom Cheetah
43points

Expecting that people will try to sell all kinds of items, Facebook thought about it in advance and has put in place some guidelines on what can’t be listed on their marketplace. The first one is quite self-explanatory - non-physical items. 

“For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” Facebook explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t allowed on Facebook Marketplace.

#4 I’m Sure This Meets All Maritime Regulations

I’m Sure This Meets All Maritime Regulations
38points

#5 Amazing Birthday Cacks

Amazing Birthday Cacks
36points

#6 My Ice Cream Taste Funny

My Ice Cream Taste Funny
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36points

Other items that shouldn’t be sold on there entail animals or their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits are out of the question as well - for everyone’s safety, of course.

#7 We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
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34points

#8 Tetanus Included

Tetanus Included
34points

#9 Just What I Wanted

Just What I Wanted
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34points

What Facebook additionally doesn’t want to see on their Marketplace are any recalled products. Companies usually recall their goods because of defects that can pose or have safety risks for customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.

#10 One Of A Kind In Boulder, Co

One Of A Kind In Boulder, Co
33points

#11 The Description Said “Good Condition, Hmu”

The Description Said “Good Condition, Hmu”
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#12 Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?

Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?
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31points

Lastly, even though Facebook doesn’t mention it in their guidelines, you also can’t sell tobacco products, alcohol, drugs, sex toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If someone violates these rules, their listing can be rejected or removed. In frequently reoccurring instances, the person could also get their access to Facebook (or all Meta-owned websites) terminated.

#13 Cut In Half Kayak With No Functionality…

Cut In Half Kayak With No Functionality…
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31points

#14 Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)

Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)
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31points

#15 A Weird Marketplace Find

A Weird Marketplace Find
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So, to ensure that your decluttering session or side hustle doesn’t get you removed from Facebook, it’s better to avoid listing all the previously mentioned items for sale. If you’re looking to earn some extra money in particular, it’s better to sell items that usually do well on Facebook Marketplace. According to Amasty.com, one of the best-performing things on there is furniture. These are great items to sell on Marketplace because they’re essential to every home, and when people want to redecorate, they often choose to do it at an affordable price.

#16 A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!
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#17 Um Okay..?

Um Okay..?
29points

#18 This Is Not Being Sold By A Child, A Grown Adult Made These

This Is Not Being Sold By A Child, A Grown Adult Made These
29points

Electronics also sell great because new ones can be very expensive, while gently used items can be much more affordable. The same goes for bicycles and sports equipment. They sell quickly as more and more people are looking into buying fitness equipment without the prices of a new one.

#19 You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Put This Is My Home

You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Put This Is My Home
29points

#20 I Appreciate The Creativity And The Cost Of Materials Might Make These Roller Skates Worth More Than $25

I Appreciate The Creativity And The Cost Of Materials Might Make These Roller Skates Worth More Than $25
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