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911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
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911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received

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“911, what's your emergency?" Police dispatchers face a lot of stress in their professional lives. Not only do they have to quickly help people who are in need of help or are panicking, but they also need to make hard decisions under pressure. While also learning not to bring their jobs back home with them because, unfortunately, they can’t have closure on all the calls that they take.
However, for some people, calling 911 operators is a joke or a game or they simply don't know better. Reddit users who work as police dispatchers shared some of the most ridiculous, the dumbest non-emergency calls they’ve gotten over the years. And they’re as frustrating as they are funny.
Scroll down for the best of the worst stories. And make sure to read Bored Panda’s interview with a psychotherapist about the type of stress emergency services operators face while on the job, how not to bring that stress home from work, and why people call them when they don’t have emergencies. According to her, when people understand that their jobs are meaningful, they’re much more resilient to the stress they face.
And remember… call the police when there’s an actual emergency, not because you have nothing better to do. Oh, and a quick reminder that you call 911 to reach the emergency services in the United States, Canada, and Mexico. The number is 999 or 112 in the United Kingdom, 112 in many other parts of Europe, and can vary from country to country around the world.

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911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
My grandma used to call 911 to have the fire department bring her milk (she lived next to the fire department). She did this multiple times. Eventually, the fire chief gave her his direct line and he brought her milk until she came to live with us. She passed away in 2004.
My grandma was in early stages of dementia when this was happening, and it was a small town fire dept with a chief who had known her 30 years.
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Bored Panda reached out to a psychotherapist based in Lithuania for a chat about police operators and dealing with the stress of the job. She preferred to remain anonymous because of how sensitive her work is.

“People working in emergency services are usually trained on how to react. The entire process usually has a very clear algorithm of actions, the call is standardized and streamlined as much as possible,” she said. “When you clearly know how to act, there’s a bit less stress.”

#2

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
This guy calls early in the morning to report a forest fire. He goes on saying it’s getting closer and then goes silent. He then said never mind. The forest fire was the sun coming up. He admitted that he normally isn’t up at this early in the morning.
374points

#3

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
CALLER: There is a shark in the ocean.
ME: Yes, ma'am, that is where we keep them.
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“Usually, stress arises from confusion, a lack of clarity, as well as either too few or too many choices,” the expert told us.

“If an operator is facing a very difficult situation, they can reduce their stress levels with the help of their colleagues,” she said that the dispatcher can ask their coworkers or supervisor for help or redirect the call to specialized services like firefighters or emergency medical services.

According to the psychotherapist, having clear boundaries and responsibilities both help 911 operators from bringing their jobs and the stress back home with them.

#4

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Reporting the moon missing.
Imagine having so much faith in your local police department that you think they can recover the moon.
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#5

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
When my daughter was 5 she spent a week with my dad. He gave her an old iPhone to play with. He said he got a kick out of it bc she has been “fake talking” to someone all week. Well towards the end of the week she handed the phone to him and he played along and said hello. It was a 911 operator! She had been calling all week to chat with them. They weren’t mad but wanted to let my dad know that out of service iphones can still call 911.
294points

#6

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Bloke rang in a panic and said he was being burgled. Had walked to the bathroom in the middle of the night and seen a guy on the landing. Sprinted back to his bedroom and rang the police. 3 cop cars and a dog unit speed over to his house and do a sweep of the house. Couldn’t find anything. When one cop asked him where he’d seen this guy he showed him the hallway which had a very large full sized mirror at the end. Turns out the guy had seen his own reflection in the dark.
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“You have to clarify which actions were taken to give help to others and what is beyond the competence of the operator. It’s also important to vent the emotions that you feel at work,” she urged dispatchers to speak about the difficulties of the job with their other colleagues. If that’s not possible to do, it’s vital that they seek help outside the workplace and speak to a psychologist.

“Two of the most important factors that help maintain psychological resilience are: the support given by loved ones and colleagues, and the existence of a safe social space to speak about hardships,” she told Bored Panda.

“It’s only natural that when you react to dramatic and tragic events, you face emotions like anxiety, anger, a sense of hopelessness, and others. The job of a dispatcher brings with it various psychological challenges, so it’s important to ensure that the people who take up this calling don’t just use up their personal resources but also manage to recharge them.”

#7

My wonderful nephew who has physical and intellectual disabilities called 911 because the cat stole his piece of chicken. Because he can't really speak they must have heard basically grunts and groans as he tried to tell his story.
They got to his house and found out everything was okay and he enjoyed the attention from the officers who responded. Unfortunately they had to teach him to NOT call 911 after that because he called three or four times after the first time because he wanted to see his new 'friends'.
Report
257points

#8

Dispatched for a 200 sq mile district with under 70k people, so even the main city wasn't very densely populated. Got a call one night on 911 from a guy who wanted animal control dispatched. Convo went like this:
Caller: There's a racoon!
Me: Where is the racoon? (Thinking we might be able to send someone if it's trapped inside or something)
Caller: In my front yard! He's in the tree!
Me: I think that's where racoon live, sir.
Caller: But I live in the city! Racoons can't live in the city!
Me:........ I dont think the racoon can read the city limits sign.
233points

#9

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
One caller was concerned for his safety when going outside his house because the neighbor a couple of houses down had his table saw out in his garage and he was afraid the wind would blow the blade over to his house and injure him.
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Some ways to recharge include developing high-quality social relationships, hobbies that bring enjoyment (e.g. drawing, music, various sports), and having the support of the workplace which can organize supervisory groups, seminars, and provide access to wellbeing consultants.

We also asked the psychotherapist to comment on the fact that some people call police dispatchers without any emergencies in mind. “I’d call that a plea for help, just directed to the wrong address,” she said.

“Odds are that the caller is having a rough time. A large number of them are probably kids or teenagers who aren’t being taken care of by their parents. Or people who have problems with staying sober,” the expert said that these people have a need for attention and to be taken care of.

#10

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Had a guy call, in a serious panic, saying someone was trying to break into his house. He sounded super panicked, anxious. I heard loud knocking through the phone. The caller also threw in "I pay your f**king taxes now SEND THE F**KING COPS, I DON'T WANT TO DIE", etc... I could hear that constant loud door banging and a muffled voice. The guy then throws in "I just had pizza delivered here, and now I have someone trying to break into my house!!"... and then I could hear through the phone, the delivery guy say "sir, you forgot your change!", over and over. That was back in 2009 and still bothers me at the utter stupidity.
199points

#11

Got a call for a rat running around a shelf in the callers room.
Keep in mind - I take my job seriously. Everyone’s call is an emergency to them, I’ll respect that. This is the only call I’ve almost broke on and laughed. She had a thick accent and was on the verge of tears - and I was struggling to understand her. Eventually, after much confusion, she spells out M O U S E and mimics a mouse laugh (something like MA HEHEHEHEHEHEH) and I about lost it, I had to mute my phone and stand up. The mouse impression was like nothing I’ve ever heard, just so visceral and out of left field.
She was so afraid of this mouse though, we did send over an officer to clear the house for her. I stayed on the phone with her until responders arrived and comforted her, ensuring this wasn’t a dumb call to make, and that our officers would be happy to help.
195points

#12

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Someone called to tell us we don't need to use lights and sirens at night on our emergency vehicles because it woke up their baby.
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According to her, sometimes even when people directly express these needs, they still don’t necessarily have them taken care of. “However, when they get in touch with emergency services, they feel like they’re being listened to. Sometimes, even an entire team of people reacts to a single person’s problems. It might be that these callers do need (a different kind of) help, but they’re lost or don’t know better and try to look for solutions by calling emergency services.”

#13

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Calls 911 from a pay phone.
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“I don’t have an emergency. I didn’t have quarter and I want to talk to a cop.”
“Do you have $699.75?”
“Huh? What are you talking about?”
“Sir, 911 is for emergencies. You can be fined for misusing 911.”
“Are you gonna get me a f**king cop or not?”
“Sure.”
Yeh. He got the fine for it.
181points

#14

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Dude called 911 because he got off a train at the wrong stop and was broke. Honestly it wasn't even his predicament so much as he was absolutely obnoxious about it, even called 911 severel more times after I had already told him officers were en route. Annoying that he's tying up a line for medical emergencies, but that being said i'm going to preach a little: If you honestly think you may have an emergency but aren't sure if it "qualifies" for 911 use, don't worry about it and just do it. All emergency services personnel would much rather have much ado about nothing than have something terrible happen when it could have been prevented. This goes for all types of emergencies/situations.
178points

#15

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
CALLER: I want to report a robbery.
ME: Tell me what happened.
CALLER: I am at Burger King and I ordered 6 chicken nuggets but they only gave me 5.
169points

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Caller: The doors to the Circle K are locked and I don’t see anyone inside. They are supposed to be open 24/7.
Me: Sometimes they do that when they need to use the restroom. Just give it a couple of minutes.
Caller: I’ve been standing out here for 10 minutes!
Me: Sometimes it’s more than pee.
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166points

#17

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Tons of calls about people being the "wrong" race in their neighborhood.
162points

#18

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Frantic Caller: "I want to report a suspicious male!"
Me: "Ok, where is he?" (gets location) "What makes him suspicious?"
Caller: "Well he's walking down the street carrying a dangerous weapon!"
Me: "What kind of weapon does he have and what is he doing with it?"
Caller: "HE HAS A SNAKE. IT...IT'S AROUND HIS NECK! SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"
Me: "....Ma'am, a snake is not a weapon nor is it illegal."
162points

#19

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received
Guy called 911 before because he ordered a Filet-O-Fish from the drive-thru at McDonald’s and it had ketchup on it.
He was adamant about wanting the police to show up…His “argument” was that he worked at McDonald’s when he was 16 and you don’t put ketchup on Filet-O-Fish.
He got the police alright…and a DUI charge.
161points

#20

Had a guy call at like 3am, whispering. He and his wife had stayed up drinking, she had passed out on top of him, and he couldn't get up. And could barely breathe. She was 400lbs+ and he was 150.
They had just moved from out of state, and he didn't remember his address. And couldn't reach any pieces of mail. And was calling from a cell phone (in the days before smart phones).
That was a fun one to figure out.
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