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#1
Would sound like b******t story, but there is body cam footage, and it is glorious.
#2
Wife's barrister gets to his feet. Asks Husband what the kids favourite colours are, what school they go to, what subjects do they do at school, what's they're favourite place to go out to eat. Etc
Husband couldn't answer. Got the age of one of the kids wrong. When he was asked why he said he had a close relationship with each of them he said 'that is what the solicitor told me to say'.
#3
Case dragged on. At one stage the police offered her $30K to go away and leave them alone.
But that wasn't enough for her. She appealed. She ended up losing the case and on the hook for $300,000 in legal costs.
Some court cases become funny or ridiculous because serious legal systems apply rigid, formal rules to absurd human behavior and bizarre conflicts.
The immediate humor in a courtroom comes from incongruity theory. It is a concept that says humor occurs when there is a sharp mismatch between what we expect and what actually happens.
We expect stoic judges, polished attorneys, and calm, rational arguments. But when that hyper-formal structure collides with unpredictable, raw human behavior, it creates instant comedy.
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#5
The judge took pity on him due to his disability and told him that he would be mild this time and not send him to jail. But the next time he steals, he will not be as forgiving. To which the cliënt responded: "yeah understand, the judge from last week told me the same thing."
That case was not yet in his records and his comment was the end of the good will.
Can't judge the guy to harshly though, he operated on the level of a child of nine.
#6
He was up against a woman who was driving without a license, without insurance, and with an expired license plate. She represented herself as a Sovereign Citizen.
He said it was the most confusing case he's ever worked on. Basically both he and the judge spent most of the time trying to understand what the f**k she was talking about and citing. She didn't understand how courtroom procedure worked, but confidently and condescendingly kept throwing around Sovereign Citizen pseudo-law. When asked for citation or clarification she just sneered and rolled her eyes. He said it was clear the woman had no idea what any of the Sovereign Citizen stuff meant when challenged - was just repeating stuff like some kind of legal magic spell.
So she lost, obviously. I don't remember what my coworker said her sentencing was (it wasn't a major offence in the first place) but she ended up being held in contempt after the verdict because she go so mad.
Humor also stems from what researchers call benign violation theory. According to a study published in Psychological Science by Peter McGraw and Caleb Warren, comedy occurs when something violates our expectations of how the world should work, yet remains harmless.
A courtroom represents solemn authority and immense power. When a defendant breaks that dignity with unhinged behavior or a minor blunder, it creates a harmless violation of decorum that human brains process as funny.
#7
My client was being sentenced on a minor charge and showed up drunk - not incapacitated drunk, but slurred speech. Things were basically over, the judge asked my client whether he wanted to say anything, to which he replied “nooooope!” The judge realised my client had been drinking, was very annoyed, postponed passing sentence until the next day, and said to my client “if you show up drunk tomorrow, you better have a suitcase with you because you’re going to jail.”
The next day I arrive, but my client doesn’t appear at all. We get left to the end of the docket and the judge, apparently in a very good mood that day, said something I would never have dared to make as an argument: “well, I guess I only said that he shouldn’t show up drunk, I didn’t say he had to show up.“ He imposed some very minor penalty.
#8
Guy ahead of me in traffic court: "I'm an honest man, Your Honor. If This was right, I wouldn't be here fighting it. I was not doing 75 in a 60. I'll admit I was doing 65 bu..."
Judge: "Guilty. 65 in a 60. Pay the clerk.".
#9
"Sir, were you on Oxycontin that night?"
"No.
It was oxycodone.".
This collision of strict legal formality and everyday human error has only gotten wilder in the era of remote justice.
Perhaps the most famous example occurred in 2021, when a Texas lawyer appeared before a judge as an animated kitten after failing to turn off a video filter on his computer. “I’m not a cat,” the lawyer assured the court, while his panicked voice echoed behind a wide-eyed digital feline.
The clip went viral instantly because of the contrast between a serious judicial proceeding and a helpless lawyer trapped behind the adorable kitten filter.
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#12
Then they tried to argue it's not the same surgery, because... I had a pre-cancerous tumor.
Which... Isn't exactly helping their case?
The judge basically told them to reconsider if they want to proceed, because the more they talked, the worse it looked for them. They chose to pay the sum we asked and walk away.
More recently, a Michigan defendant went viral after joining a virtual Zoom court hearing while actively sitting in the driver’s seat of her car. When the judge confronted her about operating a vehicle during her hearing, she blatantly claimed she was just a passenger — unaware that the camera angle made it obvious she was holding the steering wheel. The judge ultimately entered a default judgment against her for her dishonesty.
The clip took the internet by storm because it captured the ultimate benign violation: watching someone attempt a casual lie in front of an authority figure who could see the truth right on their screen.
#13
About an hour later the judge came back and dropped all charges against me. My lawyer found out later the my bully and gone into the judges chambers, stolen his wallet and tried to buy a VCR with his credit card.
Edit: sorry the bully was the plaintiff, but not pressing charges, the state was or deciding if they should, and the bully was there as a witness. This all happened in 1985 and both of us were minors. The details are a bit fuzzy now.
#14
In other words, he eyeballed it and wrote down a number that he felt was correct. The judge explained that this is not an acceptable form of proof, and asked what the radar g*n said. The lawyer looked kind of sheepish and said “the radar g*n was malfunctioning at this time and was not used.”
The judge was in the midst of explaining that this was going to be dismissed because there was no evidence that was sustainable to hold this level of ticket. And the defendant said out loud “I told him I was only doing 95 anyway.“
The defendant’s lawyer looked like the angriest person I’ve ever seen in my life. The judge stop speaking for a second. He then said “ tell your defendant that he should keep his mouth shut in my courtroom please. Also tell him that he just cost himself a whole pile of money because if he had not said anything, he was gonna walk out of here in five minutes.. Now we’re gonna hold until the end of the day to complete this.”
He called a short recess for that case, and then went through all the other fast ones. The defendants lawyer walked out of the courtroom and slammed the door, like a TV show. The defendant looked very confused.
#15
I was too young to attend any of these, but my mom told me she went in to this hearing and he was wearing a t-shirt from one of the local tourist beaches. The judge asked him about it and he went off gleefully talking about his vacation there with a friend's kid.
Case over, "Why can't you pay for your own kids, yet you can afford to take someone else's kid on vacation?".
Experts believe that behind most absurd courtroom moments is confirmation bias. In litigation, confirmation bias turns otherwise reasonable people into selectively blind optimists. Clients ignore damaging facts as irrelevant, view neutral witnesses as allies, and dismiss airtight arguments from the opposing side.
This mental trap ensnares attorneys just as easily as it does their clients. When lawyers grow emotionally invested in a case, the courtroom becomes a stage for their personal narratives. They become blind to warning signs, treat their own perspective as absolute truth, and brush off any possibility of losing.
But courts do not operate on what should happen. They operate on strict probabilities and human reactions.
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#17
The victims denied all this but showed up to the hearing wearing badges and stickers of said activist group.
I was there as a spectator because the defense lawyer was a professor of mine. When the judge pointed out the badges to the prosecutor I almost burst out laughing.
#18
A study co-authored by UC Irvine psychologist and law professor Elizabeth Loftus revealed that lawyers routinely overestimate their chances of winning both civil and criminal cases.
According to the research, extremely confident attorneys (rating their chances between 86% and 100%) actually achieved their goals only 70% of the time. Even worse, lawyers with confidence levels above 65% were far less likely to meet their target outcomes than their more cautious colleagues.
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When attorneys and their clients hold unrealistic expectations, logic gets thrown out the window. Baseless claims that should have been ignored or settled early end up marching straight into a courtroom, says Loftus.
Clients pay tens of thousands of dollars, attorneys spend hundreds of hours, and the justice system gets bogged down — all because someone was convinced their bizarre argument was a guaranteed win.
“One important piece of advice a lawyer can give an individual is whether to litigate or settle. Sometimes an attorney who allocates valuable resources to arguing a case in court could have just settled out of court and saved the client a significant amount of time and money,” says Loftus, who is also the author of Eyewitness Testimony.
#20
“I k****d him, yeah.”.