It’s time to get schwifty in here, Rick & Morty fans. The hit Adult Swim show keeps releasing one great season after another, and every time is worth the wait. The episode “Mort Dinner Rick Andre” was only the beginning of 10 new episodes from season 5 that left us begging for more. When the show first aired in 2013, the pilot episode received an overwhelmingly positive response, praised by critics and viewers alike.
It’s hard to believe that Rick & Morty has been on the air for almost 9 years now, but then again, it’s also hard to believe that a show that revolves around a cynical, misanthropic, and alcoholic genius with no regard for life or consequences could ever become so beloved. But it has. And though the show is known for its creativity and biting humor, fans and critics can agree that the show’s main characters, Rick and Morty themselves, are what ties all of these elements together in one of the most entertaining shows around today.
If you’re here, there are two possibilities: you found this article while scrolling around the internet, or you purposely searched for Rick & Morty quotes on your favorite search engine. But who cares how you landed here? You deserve to get to know more catchphrases from this incredible TV show. While we’re waiting for season 6, let’s take a look back at some of the best Rick and Morty quotes that made this animated series so iconic!
#21
“It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.” - Rick
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#22
“To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.” — Rick
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#23
“Well, I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.” — Rick
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#24
“Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” — Rick
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#25
“I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” — Pickle Rick
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#26
“There’s a lesson here, and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” — Rick
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#27
“I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.” — Rick
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#28
“We understand genocide! We do it sometimes!” - Jerry
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#29
“Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.” — Rick
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#30
“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— Summer
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#31
“You just looked right into the bleeding jaws of capitalism & said 'yes daddy, please.'” - Rick
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#32
“He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.” — Beth
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#33
“This is the supergenius equivalent of dying on the toilet.” - Rick
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#34
“If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.” — Rick
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#35
“Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.” — Rick
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#36
“I don’t like it here, Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” — Rick
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#37
"The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them." - Rick
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#38
“Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical question. The answer’s yes, you just have to be a genius.” - Rick
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#39
“You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, Dad. You love them unconditionally.” — Summer
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#40
“I had nothing but time. Endless time. At first, it was madness. Then enlightenment. Then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift. I could see the life of the time. And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, had I lived? Was I just the object in another's story? Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? I had nothing but time and still no answer. Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God. And found nothing but silence.” - Jessica
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