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35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are

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When most of us boil down an average day, a decent chunk of it is spent earning money or doing auxiliary tasks to help ourselves earn money tomorrow. But a lucky few live a life so far removed from this that our lifestyles might appear mutually incomprehensible. 
A netizen was curious to hear the fabulously out-of-touch things the rich had said to people. Internet users shared all the weird, incorrect, and confusing flights of fantasy that they had heard from wealthy people. So prepare to cringe and roll your eyes as you scroll through, be sure to upvote your favorite post and comment your thoughts and experiences below. 

#1

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
"You've never been to Disney? Did your parents not love you or something" B***h my parents were raising three kids working two jobs on poverty wages.
147points

#2

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
I was working at a car dealership and saw the owner pull up in a $250k Porsche GT3. Told him how much I loved the car and dreamt of owning one someday. Owner looked at me confused and said "what do you mean? We sell them right here you know?" Totally blew my mind that he didn't realize his employees couldn't afford the cars they were selling.
145points

#3

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
Me: Yeah I love flying. I have a nice flightsim setup at home. Wish I could do it for real.
Owner of the company: Yeah the real thing is so much better. You should buy a plane. I love taking mine out for trips.
Me: You sign my checks.
132points

Sometimes a wealthy person being deeply, deeply out of touch can come with marginal benefits for people in the right position. Service staff might, from time to time, encounter gigantic tips, or people buying used houses, cars and other physical assets might get incredible deals as the rich sellers don’t care to fight over every dollar.

On the flip side, the average experience in most of these cases is that the wealthy are notoriously cheap, leave the worst tips, and will be excessively greedy for no good reason. There are abundant stories of multi-millionaires underpaying their workers, trying to find the best possible deals, and treating their own, abundant, money as more valuable than anything else in the universe. 

#4

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
"Isnt it funny we are the same age but my dad bought me a condo and you have to work 2 jobs?"
123points

#5

Me: complains about the cost of childcare
Boss’ wife: You should just get an au pair!
Me: Um, au pairs need their own room.
Boss’ wife: Don’t your kids share a room? You can give her the spare bedroom.
Me: There is NO spare bedroom.
Boss’ wife: Well, you could repurpose the playroom, or the office.
Me: Yes, we could, if we had them. But we have NO spare bedrooms!
She just couldn’t wrap her head around the idea of a family of four living in mere two bedrooms. Certainly there is a wine cellar or a hobby room or a stargazing room, or something!
120points

#6

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
Boss: My wife and I decided that you and your wife should join us in the Caribbean. I'lll pay for everything.
Me: We appreciate the offer but we won't be able to afford it.
Boss: Why?
Me: I'd have to hire someone to watch the kids.
Boss: What? Surely your nanny can handle that!
113points

This still doesn’t mean that rich people quite understand the impact and importance of money for most people’s survival. Wealth is a fantastic insulator, allowing them to “skip” entire sections of life that we go through daily, from commutes, grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, coupons, thrifting, and practically anything else. 

#7

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
My dad, a boomer who has lived an absolutely charmed financial life, tells me every time we talk, "You should invest in real estate!"
Great idea, dad, let me take this $0.36 I have to my name and buy a house with it, I don't know why more people don't do this.
112points

#8

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
I was talking to my manager about a mistake on a check.
Me: This isn’t even enough to cover my daughters day care for the month.
Her: Well what did you do with the money you were just paid?
Ma’am. Food, rent, electricity, and car payment. Boom, check gone.
105points

#9

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
“Money has been tight so we have to wait a couple more weeks before we break ground on the new air conditioned stable for the horses”
96points

As a result, there isn’t just a gap in income, there is a gap in knowledge and experience. A long-time rich person might not have the slightest idea of what taking the subway feels like, or has never explored one-pot recipes to save on cleaning time. Similarly, they are pretty unlikely to have non-rich friends, disconnecting them from the majority of the population automatically. 

#10

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
“I have no hair on my body! You should have your husband take you to get laser hair removal! It only cost me $10,000”
…maybe in my dreams
She was the Mayors daughter and I was catering her dogs birthday party
92points

#11

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
My boss is an attorney. A client who was filling out her financial statement for a divorce realized that she had forgotten to include her student loans on the report. Laughing somewhat ruefully, she said “I can’t believe I forgot to include that.“ And in a bright, sunny, voice my boss laughed and said “I sometimes forget that I own a boat!“ The client and I quietly locked eyes with a shared understanding of how out of touch that was.
91points

#12

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
"It's only $1,000."
Ok, b***h. Then give it to me!
89points

This also raises the curious question of how do the super-wealthy consume media, particularly very contemporary works where income inequality and the struggles of everyday life feature pretty heavily. Do they even understand why someone might work two jobs, or what gig work really is? 

#13

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
I was between jobs and a bunch of my friends told me that I should take the time to go travel the world. Like a) just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean they can just up & travel the world- in fact the opposite is more likely, but also b) you m***********s thought the reason I wasn't traveling the world because I *hadn't thought of it*?
88points

#14

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
In college, I made most of my money cleaning and tutoring for rich families. Here are the highlights.
"It's so much more convenient to have a sauna in your house."
"We ordered our wallpaper from Europe. It's the only way to go."
"I just bought the empty lot next to ours so we won't have neighbors."
And my personal favorite:
Rich person's kid: Gosh, I can't find any babysitting jobs. They've been taken by the 1%.
Rich parent: Honey, you are the 1%.
87points

#15

My boss's wife grew up wealthy and then married an "heir to the throne" for a multi-million dollar organization.
She is meandering around our office bullpen one day and brings me into the conversation, "How about you, where would you take your lady on a Honeymoon?"
Me: I dunno, go to the coast for a week and just enjoy the sun.
She laughed out loud at me and said "Oh my god, no woman will ever marry you unless you're going to take her on a Hawaiian honeymoon."
At the time I made $10 an hour.
87points

Ultimately, we can see the results of money’s insulating effect in threads like this, from obtuse questions to head-scratchingly confusing ideas. The silver lining is that we at least get a decent laugh out of it. So if you are interested in continuing to see more of the bizarre thoughts held by the rich, Bored Panda has got you covered, you can find our other articles on this topic here and here

#16

i live in southern spain and here it’s so hot during summer months that u can’t even get out of ur house till 9-10 pm. a lot of people (including me) can’t even afford having air conditioners in their houses and they just survive the hot temperatures inside as they can do it, usually spending the days sweaty and tired. A friend of mine lives in a huge house (one of the hugest i’ve ever been) with many rooms and an air conditioner machine in each one of them. A few days ago he started complaining about how tired he was for having to take such a long walk at night in order to turn off all the air conditioners in the house. That day i’ve had to take 4 showers to feel just a bit refreshed and i recognise i felt violence taking up control of my body while he was speaking
81points

#17

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
Built a 3mil+ house for a couple. After the neighbors built their home, we're talking, and the wife says "that little house is so dinky. We have a joke going that we call it 'the helps house'. " Now this is still a 750k-1mil home no less. Just struck me as not very grounded 🤣
79points

#18

35 People Share Times Rich Folk Showed Just How Out Of Touch They Are
One of my former coworkers grew up in a wealthy family and married into more wealth, but they decided she should work anyways. She was outside her car crying one day, waiting for her husband to pick her up, saying she couldn’t drive her car because a light was on. My buddy looked, it was a low tire pressure light. He asked if she wanted help filling up the tire.
Her sobbing response “This is a Mercedes! You can’t just put air in the tire!!”
Edit: To everyone wondering why she would cry about a tire pressure light, I think that was second time the light came on in three months so she didn’t think it was safe or reliable anymore and traded it in soon after (I believe the next one was a Lexus). She was also very much the type of person who would cry because she had to wait 30 minutes to get picked up while everyone else could go home.
78points

#19

“Where does your family summer?” I never knew summer could be used as a verb.
Report
77points

#20

Guy makes 250k at least, probably low 300s.
Something something "middle class people like us".
I make 40.
74points
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