36 Humorous YELP-Like Reviews And Ratings Given By Customer Service Workers To Their Clients

This stupid old man threw a tantrum over canned noodles. I told him it was on the shelf, but he insisted there were bags in the boxes ontop. I told him the boxes were full of the same canned brand but he didn't listen and started to cause a scene.

I went to get my card with a step stool on it to show him, but he started hitting his cart yelling "damn it"

I got so angry I ripped the box off the top shelf and cant everywhere. He just said, "guess they were cans" and walked off. 20 minutes later he comes back and buys the cans 0/10.

Had a customer that was on the phone through the whole order while I was trying to make her burrito and kept asking what she wanted in it and she wouldent answer. so I started to wrap it up but then she began to yell at me because she wasent done yet and began to b***h about how I needed to do my job better. Meanwhile she was still talking on the phone and we had 30 other people in line because it was rush hour. 0 stars maybe try not to be such a karen next time.

This b***h lives in the apartment building all the way at the back of the complex, which spans acres, populated by dozens of the worst speed bumps you can imagine, like they'll tear up your car's suspension if you go over them faster than walk speed. Now she texts me, saying to drop off her food at the door and leave it there because she wants a Contact-Free delivery. Fine. I get to the building, but there is no apartment 109 in this building. Call her, no answer, text, no answer. Why in the name of all that is holy would you not answer your phone after placing an expensive order for food delivery? Couldn't get an answer so I'm having a Thai feast tonight, b***h.


(Usually I give the food to beggars, but yeah, not always.).

Becky and Judy, five stars. After two glasses of temperanillo Judy is going to order a half glass. Ask if she went to physical therapy today for her shoulder. If she did, give her the full glass. Becky will wink at you.

"Stupid c**t kept trying to order a cheeseburger without cheese even though I was trying to save her money by suggesting to instead order a hamburger. Fast forward 30 seconds and she paid for the cost of a cheeseburger, but without the cheese. I hope she choked on it. 1 star".

She only ever tips the coins left from the transaction, usually$0.05. While waiting for her order she loudly explains the most recent conservative talking points to everyone in earshot. On her last visit(which was on the day Shelter-In-Place was announced here in SF) she spent twenty minutes ranting about how only businesses had the authority to close the themselves down. Truly hope never to serve her again. 1 star.

This man cant seem to grasp the basic concept of why films have age ratings and why his 9 year old was not allowed to watch sausage party.

Chased me across the parking lot with a cattle prod. One star.

“Stupid bastard didn’t understand that just because the other McDonald’s had something doesn’t mean this one does, sorry we aren’t allowed to sell buffalo sauce here sir, trust me if we could we would. 1 star”.

I've talked about this idea many times. It would be so magical.

I greeted the table and they didn't even look at me, they just said "water". So I get their waters and their food order which was difficult because they asked a million questions that could have been answered by reading the menu, that's what its there for. Then when I'm trying to deliver the food no one was paying attention and they couldn't remember what they even ordered. They were just overall kind of rude and annoying but they left 18% so that's better than what I thought they were going to leave. 3/5 stars, can't really recommend.

After not reading our "cards only" sign, she tried to pay in cash. After being informed we couldn't take cash, she threw a temper tantrum and cursed us out. 0/5 stars.

Edit: the only reason we're not accepting cash is due to the pandemic. Usually, we really don't care!

A review for me would say “Wouldn’t stop saying/overused thank you every time I refilled her cup, stacked the plates and wiped the table, picked up all the food her daughter threw, and left a note on the receipt with the tip. Mouth full of food every time I checked on her, asked for lots of bread, ate off her husbands plate, and was very loud.”.

1 star took a s**t in the sink.

“Constantly told me how to do my job which I’ve been doing for ten years. I’m amazed she knew so much that she just didn’t do it herself and saved the labour costs.”

Pro-Tip: The worst private customers to work for in civil construction are generally mid 40’s single women.

"Very polite but also incredibly awkward for some reason.".

Threw a drink at my Lead. 0/10 Get f****d sideways with a poleaxe you f*****g afterbirth.