You didn’t open this article to have fun, there’s nothing entertaining in it, and no reverse psychology jokes are served here. See what we did? Pulled the old trick on ya! And if our little gimmick worked just as it should, you are probably now more than ready to read some of the best psychology jokes and laugh at them heartily while you are at it, too. So, yeah, this is our selection of reverse psychology jokes, which we hope you won’t enjoy too much.
So, psychological jokes, naturally, take all kinds of shapes and forms, carrying all kinds of different messages. Some are there to mess with your mind a bit (in a good way, of course), and some are here to dish out all on reverse psychology. Just like these funny psychology jokes - telling you things you aren’t supposed to do, but because you are told not to enjoy them, you’ll probably will anyway. And might do so even harder since you’ve been told not to.
Now, expect the unexpected from these jokes about psychology - they might be reversed, or they might not be at all. It’s all muddled up in here, with reversing the reversed and straightening out the straight. Anyway, check out these funny jokes, vote for the best ones, and share this article with your friends!
#1
"I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistake. So she gave me a hug."
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#2
The best way to find an answer to the question on the internet isn't to ask it. It's actually to post a wrong answer to the question and have people correct you.
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#3
"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."
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#4
"You know women hate when you tell them, "Calm down." So now when she yells at me I just go, "Love your energy."
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#5
"I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it!"
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#6
Sometimes you will have good moments with your parents where you think you can share anything with them. Don't. It's a trap.
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#7
What is the secret of long life?
Long life is wanting to die.
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#8
How to use reverse psychology on your kid at naptime?
"Whatever you do, do not fall asleep."
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#9
"My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car. She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology."
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#10
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?"
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#11
"I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out she will kill me."
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#12
How do you get her to finally decide what she wants to eat?
Just tell her that for dinner she can choose anything she wants except Mexican food.
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#13
"I am the only one here who skips a video just because it starts with, 'Watch until the end?'"
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#14
What is the worst reverse psychology example?
"Remember kids, do not try this at home."
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#15
Me: "I have a gambling problem."
Reverse psychologist: "But you can't quit."
Reverse psychologist: "But you can't quit."
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#16
If there are buttons that have "Do not press" written on them. Why do they exist?
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#17
"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."
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#18
Mom: "It's bed time! Don't let me catch you reading!"
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#19
Grandma" "You need to eat 4 more bites since you're 4 years."
Me: "But I'm 5!"
Grandma: "Oh, well I don't think you can eat that much."
Me: *eats 5 bites to prove her wrong.*
Me: "But I'm 5!"
Grandma: "Oh, well I don't think you can eat that much."
Me: *eats 5 bites to prove her wrong.*
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#20
"Remembering that I tried to use reverse psychology to get out of getting spanked with the belt by pretending to really enjoy it."
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