How often do you eat out? And I don’t mean just grabbing a burger from a street vendor or a salad in a diner during lunch hour. I mean proper dining, where you go out, alone or with some friends, visit a nice restaurant, sit down, and enjoy your food, the service, and the atmosphere. I used to do it every Friday with a couple of friends. The past couple of years have largely changed our perception of eating out, but thankfully, we are getting back on track.
Having dinner in a restaurant is not just about food. Of course, quality matters, but it is also – and probably more so – about the experience. For one, you usually order something you wouldn’t ever cook at home. Secondly, it is about aesthetics. Everything around you in a restaurant is created to elevate the simple act of eating.
But if for some reason you can’t eat out these days, we have collected a lot of funny restaurant jokes and restaurant puns to make sure you stay in the loop until the day you can do it again. Restaurant humor is relatable for everyone because we have all had both good and bad restaurant experiences at least once. Yet, you still have to maintain decent behavior when at a restaurant if you don’t want to become the subject of hospitality jokes told by the staff. Even if you think what you’re doing is funny, restaurants really don’t appreciate people who don’t know how to behave in public.
Head below for some funny restaurant quotes and the best food jokes. And of course, share your most memorable dining-out experiences in the comments.
#1
Which restaurant loves princesses?
Taco Belle!
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#2
What do people often say in a freezing cold, Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito.
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#3
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, "I am sorry but we are so busy tonight." Would you mind waiting for a bit?" I said, "No problem." He said, "Good, now take these drinks to table 7."
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#4
What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant?
"Nacho Mama's"
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#5
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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#6
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
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#7
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
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#8
"Is your food very spicy Sir?"
"No, smoke usually comes out of my ears."
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#9
What does an Australian chess player say when they go to a restaurant?
"Check, mate."
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#10
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please."
Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?"
Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
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#11
"I want to open a restaurant called Pi. All the food is round, but the pie are square."
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#12
What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant?
Sandwiches.
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#13
Did you hear Sushi Restaurants are about to release a new type of roll?
It is the Lady Gaga Roll, and it is served Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw.
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#14
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?
He got creped out.
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#15
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
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#16
What did Luke Skywalker say to the diners at his new restaurant?
"May the forks be with you."
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#17
What’s worse than discovering a worm in your pizza?
Finding half of a worm in your pizza.
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#18
"I went to a restaurant and ordered my naan bread. I don’t know why, she doesn’t even like it."
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#19
"Have I told you about the time I got kicked out of a Vietnamese restaurant? I left without paying so they had to Banh Mi."
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#20
"I went to a restaurant run by dwarves. The food was good but the service was terrible. They were really short staffed."
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