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“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
FoodAPR 1, 2025

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today

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You probably didn’t notice the last time you heard the clink of real glassware at a fast food joint, saw a cigarette machine near the restroom, or got a matchbook with your check. But now that they’re gone, it’s hard not to miss them.
This Reddit thread had people reminiscing about the little things that quietly disappeared from restaurants over the years. Here are some of the most memorable ones.

#1

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
I miss when Pizza Hut had dining rooms. Dark, plastic Tiffany hanging lamps over each table, and those plastic red cups.

SaintOlgasSunflowers replied:
Pizza Hut is permanently etched into my brain. It was such a treat to go there. The smell of pizza when you walked in the door, the tablecloths, and the plastic red cups.
43points

#2

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Matches with the restaurant's name embossed on them, by the register, next to the mints.
40points

#3

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Cafeterias in discount stores. K-Mart had a delicious orange drink that I absolutely loved. And going to Woolworth's for a burger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
40points

This might be more of a personal observation than a solid fact, but it feels like many of the classic restaurant experiences we used to take for granted, like physical menus or kids' playrooms, are quietly disappearing. And it seems to reflect our shift into a more digital society, one that often prioritizes convenience over connection. In many ways, it’s kind of sad.

We now rely on Google Maps reviews to decide where to eat, rather than just wandering into a place that caught our eye on the street. At fast food spots, we order from screens instead of people. Most places offer delivery, and apps let us avoid any real interaction, even with the courier.

QR codes have replaced menus in a lot of restaurants. Sure, they’re efficient: you can scroll through pictures of the food, updates happen instantly, and you can even pay through them without waiting for a bill. Just wave on your way out.

But something gets lost in the process. We no longer get the feel of a nicely designed menu, the texture of paper, the appreciation of thoughtful typography. The waiter doesn’t get a chance to ask how your meal was, and you just sort of… leave. It takes away a lot of the charm and beauty that comes with enjoying a meal out.

#4

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Salad bars, lots of restaurants had salad bars in the 1980s. Now, i can't think of one locally. Ruby Tuesday's, but I think they are all closed.

MKEJOE52 replied:
I think COVID helped k**l salad bars and buffets.
33points

#5

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Small jukebox at your table to choose songs and insert your quarter (for 3 songs).

zereldalee replied:
One of my favorite memories! When I was a kid, we'd go to a diner on Sundays with the little jukebox at the table, and I'd play "Heartbreak Hotel" every time. Whenever I hear that song, I'm right back in that booth.
30points

#6

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
I remember a lot more locally owned restaurants, and fewer chains. When you were on vacation, there would be all these different local restaurants and you would have to ask around to find the good ones. And you would get food that was different than what you would have at home. Now every town seems to have the same chains and the restaurants and the food are all the same.
30points

Bored Panda got in touch with Humbat Mamedov, a waiter at Street Pizza in Riga, Latvia, one of the top 50 pizzerias in Europe, to talk about what’s been lost as restaurants rely more on digital tools than personal service.

“In my opinion, nothing can replace real human interaction—talking to someone who can actually recommend what’s worth trying and what’s better to skip,” he told us.

“Modern technology has brought us a lot of useful tools like reviews, ratings, and suggestions,” he said. “But to me, a restaurant is like a theater, where every person plays their part in a kind of performance. What we really come for, more than just filling our stomachs, is the feeling, the emotion, the experience.”

#7

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Arcade games in the pizza joints.

ThaneRob replied:
Arcade games in general! When was the last time you saw a Street Fighter or other game at any local store?! I've been to some laundromats with old, grubby, and often broken machines, but outside of deals like that, it's like they just completely disappeared!
26points

#8

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
You used to get a few sprigs of parsley on your plate.

You weren't supposed to eat it. It was for decoration.

lordofedging81 replied:
I almost never see that anymore, but it was everywhere. And it had a horrible texture and was so hard to chew! But like you said, it wasn't supposed to be eaten.
25points

#9

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Shakey’s Pizza where you could watch them throw the crusts and watch old time movies while you ate. Later, they had buffets that were great.

remberzz replied:
My siblings and I are all in the 55–60 range, and we still wax poetic about our memories of Shakey's and Farrell's (mentioned elsewhere in this list).
25points

Humbat is right. Food is never just about food. It’s about the people, the surroundings, and the atmosphere that stay with us. So when something familiar vanishes—like a favorite dish, a beloved corner café, or even the lady who used to sell vegetables at the market—it leaves a gap. Not because of what it was, but because of what it meant in our lives.

For Humbat, one of those lasting impressions came from a now-fading bakery chain. “I miss, or maybe it’s more accurate to say I feel nostalgic for, those Fornetti kiosks,” he said.

If you didn’t grow up in Ukraine in the 2000s, like Humbat and I did, the name might sound like a fancy Italian brand. But back then, Fornetti was a common sight—small kiosks on street corners selling hot, inexpensive pastries, from buttery buns to sausage rolls. They were affordable, simple, and somehow felt like a treat every time.

“They were everywhere when I was a student, and I really associate them with that time in my life,” Humbat said. “I remember those breaks between classes, the chats, the conversations. The puff pastry filled with all kinds of fillings, both sweet and savory. Everyone could find something they liked there.”

Out of curiosity, I looked them up. They still exist, but they’re no longer part of everyday life the way they once were. And yet, they hold a certain weight in our memories, tied to moments and feelings we didn’t realize were important at the time.

So as restaurants continue evolving and adapting to new technologies, it’s good to pause and remember what made them meaningful in the first place. Not just the food, but the warmth, the spontaneity, and the sense of connection that stayed with us long after the meal was over.

#10

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
I was a manager at one of the last Steak n Ale's in the country. I remember the ambiance, the engagements, the graduations, the celebrations . . . I remember the prime rib, the Hawaiian Chicken, the stained glass, the queen's anne chairs, the kitch, the people. 25 years later I still see people in town and know their order is a 10oz prime rib, mid, with a baker, butter/sour/chive. I don't know their names, but i know their order forever. : ).
22points

#11

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Farrell's Ice Cream. Every time someone ordered a Zoo -- a bowl with 20 scoops of ice cream, usually for parties -- they'd bring it out on a stretcher-like item, carried by two people. And they'd ring a bell and blow a siren and generally make a racket, and run around the restaurant with it before bringing it to the table.

And if one person ate a whole Zoo? An announcement, also accompanied by sirens, bells, etc. And I think for every birthday, also, which included the singing of Happy Birthday by the whole restaurant. Basically, every trip to Farrell's was sure to include multiple loud interruptions to the meal. It was a blast.

*Edit: It's been pointed out that it nay have been an item called the Trough where they made a fuss if someone ate the whole thing. I could well have that wrong, since it was the mid-70's and I was around 10 years old. I certainly was never permitted to get one! :) (Had a Zoo for a birthday party, though...).
21points

#12

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
A basket with all different varieties of crackers and breadsticks to go with your cup or bowl of soup.

normalnonnie27 replied:
I loved that, especially the rye crackers. The local place we went to also had salad dressing in a little metal thing with three bowls. I thought it was so swanky.
19points

#13

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Pancho's Mexican restaurants with the flag on the table you raised when you needed more food!! Loved that flag especially when it was my turn to raise it. Ahhh memories!

wallybeavis replied:
Raise the flag! Raise the flag! You're ready for a little more Pancho's! I can still hear the jingle in my head all these years later.
19points

#14

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Basic diners/family restaurants in the '60s were very similar to each other, even though they weren't chains.

They all reeked of coffee and cigarettes.

Water was served right after seating. It came in fairly small glasses with lots of ice chips, and it all tasted the same wherever you were. There must have been a standard water filtration and ice making system that everyone had.

Butter came in single pats that were on a little square of cardboard with a sheet of wax paper on top. They weren't fully wrapped, just covered top and bottom like a little butter filled sandwich.

Jelly came in the same little foil topped plastic tubs that are around today. Syrup came in little stainless steel pitchers.

Sugar was on the table along with the salt and pepper shakers, in a glass pourer with a stainless lid. When you ordered coffee they automatically asked if you wanted cream, and if so they would bring out a little pitcher with your coffee.

There was a napkin dispenser on the table as well.

Often there would be a bottle of ketchup on the table, but not mustard. Pourable mustard wasn't a thing until maybe 1980. Back then it came in a jar like mayonnaise and you spread it with a knife.

So many little differences over the years.
19points

#15

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
My first job at 15 was at Sambo's. I was a waitress, and it was much more difficult than I expected. I learned to stay organized, think ahead, manage multiple priorities, and do everything all at once and quickly. It was hard, but once I'd mastered it, I felt a competence that helped me manage college and everything after.

I most remember my first uniform was a short white nurse's dress with a uselessly small orange apron. And the syrup-y pancake smell of Sambo's.
18points

#16

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips. Good stuff.

I remember people sitting down to talk and eat and no one looking into a device and ignoring each other.
18points

#17

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Howard Johnson’s fried clams. Where did they get them? Why can’t anyone imitate them? It’s been decades and I’m still grieving.
17points

#18

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
A&W had drive in service, they’d bring a tray out that attached to your window. I remember white castle in Vancouver (late 80s) had trays that stretched window to window across the car.
17points

#19

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
First thing came to my mind was Little Tavern, hamburgers for .25 cents, you could get a bag full for $2-$3 after a night of drinking. We called them deathballs LOL.
17points

#20

“We Called Them Deathballs”: 30 Things People Remember From Restaurants That Don’t Exist Today
Whether it's nostalgia or real, I'd say the effort that went into building the atmosphere of a restaurant.

It used to be an experience. Restaurants, especially asian ones or buffets would go all out on the ambience and variety. I remember fish tanks, complimentary pots of green tea, fortune cookies, exotic fruits or dishes etc

Now as Elaine from Seinfeld puts it you feel like a hog about to fill up at the trough.
16points
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