Do you know what a family gathering, a friendly barbeque, and a team meeting on Zoom have in common? There's always, always that certain someone who pulls out a joke. That overused, exhausted piece of humor they've shared so often, it's practically turned into an encore performance at every gathering. An awkward silence follows, save for a few polite chuckles by people who are just too nice to roll their eyes.
That is the power — or better, the affliction — of repetitive jokes. Keep in mind, we're all for a well-timed, perfectly executed joke to lighten the mood, break the ice, or save the day. But there's a fine line between a signature quip and that worn-out gag that's been overplayed more times than "Sweet Caroline" at a Red Sox game. Humor is the spice of life, yeah, but when it's repeatedly sprinkled over and over, the flavor becomes unbearable.
Let's share some examples of repetitive jokes just to make sure you know what we're talking about. You know when you get to the office, maybe 30 seconds late for your shift, and your boss jovially exclaims: "Look who decided to show up to work today!" Or when someone asks, "What's the weather like up there?" to your tall friend who is this close to losing it. Yeah, you got it. The worst part is that these are just two examples. What if we told you we've got a whole list of overused jokes?
Combed from the far corners of the web, more specifically from Reddit, we've collected an array of repetitive puns and jokes that have overstayed their welcome. Our virtual hat tip goes to the brave Redditors who stepped forth to share these annoying jokes, sacrificing their eyeballs (and their sanity) for the greater good of humor-kind.
#1

"'What's the weather like up there?' A very tall friend is so sick of this he's very tempted to reply 'Raining' and spit on them."
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34points
#3
"People joking about how 'Marriage is the worst thing ever.' and 'Oh my god I hate my wife so much hahahahah.'"
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31points
#6
"Whenever I’m serving a middle-aged man:
Me: Would you like anything else?
Man: A smile.
It just makes it so awkward and then I have to do my fake laugh."
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23points
#8

"'Take my wife... please!' Every time I hear some guy sitting at a bar say this, I wonder... someone was desperate enough to marry this douche?!"
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22points
#10
User No 1 said:
"When you oversleep and someone says, 'It's alive.'"
"When you oversleep and someone says, 'It's alive.'"
TheHornyToothbrush replied:
"Oh look who came out of their cave."
"Oh look who came out of their cave."
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21points
#11
"I’m hungry."
"Hi, hungry! I’m (insert name of the imbecile speaking), nice to meet you!"
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21points
#12
"Any time you're doing a big job at work or outside eg. Cleaning windows, mopping floors, mowing lawns, etc. And a stranger walks past and says 'Oh come to my house and do mine next HA HA HA.'
It's so lovely to have people rub in your face that you're working hard and they aren't."
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20points
#14
"As a dwarf... all dwarf jokes. Please, save me. They got old when I was 12 and on this trajectory, they'll make me suicidal by the time I'm 40."
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19points
#15
"As a cashier, I’m supposed to check 50 and 100-dollar bills, and every single time I do, the customer goes 'I just printed it hahaha.'"
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19points
#16

"We need to change the name of the planet Uranus and get rid of that stupid joke once and for all."
awesome357 replied:
"Fry: So what's it called now?"
"Fry: So what's it called now?"
IDidntChooseUsername replied:
"Urectum!"
"Urectum!"
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18points
#19
Ketomatic said:
"When something doesn't scan 'Does that mean it's free haha'. Nope, retired."
"When something doesn't scan 'Does that mean it's free haha'. Nope, retired."
uncle-tacitus replied:
"Buying a lottery ticket 'Make sure it's the winning one!' dies."
"Buying a lottery ticket 'Make sure it's the winning one!' dies."
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17points
#20

"Telling someone that you're from Hungary: 'Oh, you're from Hungary? Are you hungry then?'"
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17points




